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I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt, coz it says like, I wanna be formal, but i'm here to party too. I like to party, so i like my jesus to party

talladega nights

this movies gonna make house party look like house party 2

f**kin... jay and silent bob strike back. i think

something with jay and silent bob in it neways. lol

"are we having fun yet?"

Universal Soldier

"What, you don't like rice? Tell me Michael, how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"

"No weezing the ju-uice!"

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"Suggested techniques for the marine to use in the avoidance of boredom and loneliness: Masturbation. Rereading of letters from unfaithful wives and girlfriends. Cleaning your rifle. Further masturbation. Rewiring Walkman. Arguing about religion and meaning of life. Discussing in detail, every woman the marine has ever f**ked. Debating differences, such as Cuban vs. Mexican, Harleys vs. Hondas, left- vs. right-handed masturbation. Further cleaning of rifle. Studying of phillipino mail order bride catalogue. Further masturbation. Planning of marine's first meal on return home. Imagining what a marine's girlfriend and her man Jody are doing in the hey, or in the alley, or in a hotel bed."

"You take what you know, and then you multiply. Please don't use your dicks. They're too small, and I can't count that high. I don't wanna hear, "400,000 inches." "

u should get this one jar

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