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I cant be bothered.. Ive never been to VIC so here is my excuse so SHUTUP! :)

Plus the only thing I want to do down there is drink and shop.. hahaha maybe both at the same time..

You do realise that is like saying you are going to Goulburn to go shopping? Shepparton is not the shopping capital of Australia I promise unless you do all your shopping at Target (and call it Tar-jay) :banana:

You do realise that is like saying you are going to Goulburn to go shopping? Shepparton is not the shopping capital of Australia I promise unless you do all your shopping at Target (and call it Tar-jay) :banana:

LOL

Someone told her DECA was in Melbourne not Shepparton thats why she thinks she can shop :)

You do realise that is like saying you are going to Goulburn to go shopping? Shepparton is not the shopping capital of Australia I promise unless you do all your shopping at Target (and call it Tar-jay) :huh:

don't worry snowcone. the only thing we're shopping for is some victorian GTR owners scalps... got you in mah sights big boy.

You do realise that is like saying you are going to Goulburn to go shopping? Shepparton is not the shopping capital of Australia I promise unless you do all your shopping at Target (and call it Tar-jay) :wave:

I HATE PEOPLE WHO CALL TARGET TAR_JAY! ITS NOT COOL!

As I said im not all there for the shopping

LOL

Someone told her DECA was in Melbourne not Shepparton thats why she thinks she can shop :huh:

Nope..

*awaits for Corinne to see thread and pull out of coming down for the weekend*

Stuff you!

sif!!! :wave:

Shopping was just going to be a bonus :O

Haha Im just looking forward to the drinking part.. unless im going to be taken home again like the past couple of nights we have been out.. hahaha

don't worry snowcone. the only thing we're shopping for is some victorian GTR owners scalps... got you in mah sights big boy.

I like your positive thinking. It's character building.

But you have no chance. :laugh:

I suggest you set your bar a little lower. We usually have some chicks driving you can try to beat instead. Actually - you won't beat Juz either.

:huh:

don't worry snowcone. the only thing we're shopping for is some victorian GTR owners scalps... got you in mah sights big boy.

I will be shopping for a good case of the clap and a neat hangover as a side. Though with the average age of Shep girls being about 14 i dont like my chances :laugh:

well, i'll work my way up. I will start with troy, then move onto the people who can drive... at least when I knock him off his pedestal he wont have far to fall. :laugh:

ps, in case anyone reading this doesn't know. I can't drive, have a crappy old car and some occaisional erectile disfunction. and i don't honestly think i'll be beating anyone except maybe a slack jawed local yokel who bumps into me and spills my beer when we are at the pub.

well, i'll work my way up. I will start with troy, then move onto the people who can drive... at least when I knock him off his pedestal he wont have far to fall. :huh:

ps, in case anyone reading this doesn't know. I can't drive, have a crappy old car and some occaisional erectile disfunction. and i don't honestly think i'll be beating anyone except maybe a slack jawed local yokel who bumps into me and spills my beer when we are at the pub.

Forever the wordsmith...but Paula doesnt go for that. She goes for the hammered mumblers like me :laugh:

yeah well i didn't really like her anyway.... sniff. :laugh:

and i do believe i was doing my best impression of a hammered mumbler too.

see therein lies the problem. when you go out with these mehicans everythings cool. they have a few drinks then quit while they're ahead. when we go out it becomes a non stop thirst quenching effort and neither of us knows how to stop.

still us northerners have to stick together troy. massively outnumbered (but we have the talent on our side).




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