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OZ GTR35

By OZ GTR35,
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It was a good thing I was out at Oran today. Glen Seton was there testing a sports sedan and as some of you guys know the seat in my car is out of Glen Setons old FPR V8 Supercar. I told him about it, and he signed it for me! Nice guy.

Nice ;)

Good to see everything's ok with the car.

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yeah, seton told me about the T Brisby "lebanese reach around gearshift" technique but he did say that it's strictly a racing only move. to be used only when pushing for that last tenth or when trying to score chubby sex.

I wish seton had taught me some moves, he was lapping the GP circuit in 1.03s... I timed him doing a 1:10 on a cool down lap!!

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i don't know if they want it known, but it was an open practice so I guess it's not a secret. he was driving Kerry Bailey's 300Z. and god damn it's quick. quickest car (apart from open wheelers) I've seen at OP I think.

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i don't know if they want it known, but it was an open practice so I guess it's not a secret. he was driving Kerry Bailey's 300Z. and god damn it's quick. quickest car (apart from open wheelers) I've seen at OP I think.

roger that

pictures?

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OZ GTR35

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big schlong?.

Big enough, it filled BB's mouth completely, I heard nothing from BB except to ask for more, it kept him quite for about 45min's.

FYI Seton got no finger action from BB, Seton's a gentleman.

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yes, he certainly goes deep. most of all when he was with paul. i now understand why fatz nicknamed paul 'bucket bum'...

i think we may need to end this homo inuendo. people will get the wrong idea about me (and the right idea about paul and blitz). seriously though. this is my serious face.

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yes, he certainly goes deep. most of all when he was with paul. i now understand why fatz nicknamed paul 'bucket bum'...

i think we may need to end this homo inuendo. people will get the wrong idea about me (and the right idea about paul and blitz). seriously though. this is my serious face.

Over time BB, people have come accustom to your cheap shots, and they not longer care for them.

Unless they are ones firing the shot!

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