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give ya missus a couple beams, grab a snatch n strap n pull the bubs out with the dr :wave: actually use the rex 4x4 be safer :)

HAHAHA trust SAU to bring this back to cars.

But seriously... if you use a 'snatch' n strap (pardon the pun) don't use the rexy would only pull the skin off a rice pudding. This is a SKYLINE site after all :D

I have no idea who you are, but best of luck anyway, braver than me.

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trust me i am not looking forward to pushing it out, just yeah a whole head :) OMG

but they reckon the pain goes away once there out and your holding them.

a hot tip...its unnatural for a woman to give birth laying down on a bed...get a gym mat on the floor and kneel on it supporting your upper body with a chair...Stace made it look easy as when the water broke Elsie was out in 17 minutes. Let gravity do some of the work for you.

;)

no fuukin way ill be watchin my missus push it out.t

ill be there, but eyes definately shut, or ill vomit.

+1 Would ruin our 'relations' for a long while I would think... I just couldnt look at it the same again.

I saw my sister born, that fcked me up for a long while with the women. :(

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9!!!!!!

Seriously man.... Scarred for Life

All in all though.. gives me something to try and forget lol

'reaches for the dimer'

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Yeah, thats the trouble with being the eldest of 6 especially when there's 9 years between my closest sibling, the rest are all still kids really.

Sorry for highjacking the thread pokie.. I'll stop now.. I promise.

The last half dozen posts on this thread are mega funny, I laughed out loud at work. Jonnyboy89 that is the funniest post I have ever read... Oh man, gold!

So as to not be put off sex for the rest of my life post kids my missus can get cut open. No hot-dog down a hallway for me.

can I remind some of you filthy buggers that this is a pregnant female's thread who doesn't need to hear the polluted crap that comes from your mouths!

I've put it to the other Mods but as far as I'm concerned, someone needs a holiday!

At a minimum, these posts belong in Wasteland!

Far out watch your mouths you dirty pricks!

EDIT: Beaten by Pete :)

+1 ;\

I've been present at the birth of a child before, and I saw the birthing. Theres nothing wrong with that... sure its not a simple, clean experience, but neither are a bunch of other things in life. It certainly changes your perspective, cause now the baby is now 13 years old...

Having said that, I don't plan to have kids.... ;P Not because of childbirth incidentally. I just think children aren't worth the hassle >:laugh: (Listen to some Bill Hicks if u dont get it) (oh and parents, plz dont get offended, its just my opinion)

Love

-Uncle D

Sorry if I offended anyone... it also wasn't meant to be distastefull. I mearly described how she looked when she was born. Didn't see much in it honestly.. Anyway.. apologies to all concerned.

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