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As its summer now, my laptop bag is a bit big and clunky so I changed to the thin fabric autosalon one as its heaps lighter and smaller.

So I was the train home (packed) and just listening to my ipod. I was using the autosalon carry bag (laptop style ones) to carry my laptop.

The bag decides to give way and the laptop hits the deck in the train. I yell out f**k not realising i had my ipod on full blast and my f**k was pretty loud.

Everyone on the train just looks and me and Im thinking to myself - like ahhh perhaps i should have used my inner voice - and said sorry to everyone.

Oops!

was pretty funny, most people laughed & the laptop still works

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lol yeh wouldve been funny

similar thing happened to me when i used to go to trade school

6.30am train dead quiet and get a msg and my msg tone is Mr. T and goes "mail motherf**ker"

everyone is looking really weird, although i didnt apoligise cause wasnt me that said it though :P

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ahaha at least the laptop is alright mate! could of been alot worse than just a loud f**k! :)

I have a similar story, was catching the normal train to work, and i had a bottle of milk in my bag.. and the lid somehow gave way and was slowly leaking over the whole 40 min train ride into the city :santa:

only realized at flagstaff station when i needed 2 get off.. there was milk all over the train floor, under the seats and my bag and work shirt was absolutely soaked in milk :P:O:(

I just got my bag and bolted hoping i went undeteced :rofl:

very embarrassing!

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Well at least your laptop is working ok Paul..

I had a simular situation...was at school and listening to my iriver mp3 player and a mate was talking to me and said something about my shirt...from memory I think he said that I should had got in a smaller size...my response was "If I got any smaller, I'll f**king tear it apart" but I said it very loudly (not realising) where the whole class stopped and looked at me...

Mate just laughed and I had to my MP3 player taken off me for the rest of the day..

when a mate raises it up with me...we always have a laugh about it

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haha couple of weeks ago i was using my old mans laptop, finished with it packed it up, put it in its bag but forgot to zip the bag up... went to pick it up and it fell outta the bag onto the tiles. Havn't been game enough to see if it still works or not :P:O:(

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I was in a lecture once and my mobile sms tone went off loud saying

"shes fat, shes round, she bounces on the ground....its your mum....its your mum!"

the lecturer who was a fat cow of a thing wasnt too happy lolz

anyone know that soundbite???

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  Johnny said:
I was in a lecture once and my mobile sms tone went off loud saying

"shes fat, shes round, she bounces on the ground....its your mum....its your mum!"

the lecturer who was a fat cow of a thing wasnt too happy lolz

anyone know that soundbite???

:laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014: :laughing-smiley-014: hahahaha

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meh paul... u should have followed it up with "WTF are you all looking at! i'll eat your children!" then start froathing at the mouth...

nosey bitches.

:)

btw nick_sedan - that aint Mr T... its the soundbite from Eurotrip. I have that at work on my own email everytime Outlook gets a new message... well i did until our Director walked in and it went off

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  Jezza-gtR said:
ahaha at least the laptop is alright mate! could of been alot worse than just a loud f**k! :)

I have a similar story, was catching the normal train to work, and i had a bottle of milk in my bag.. and the lid somehow gave way and was slowly leaking over the whole 40 min train ride into the city :down:

only realized at flagstaff station when i needed 2 get off.. there was milk all over the train floor, under the seats and my bag and work shirt was absolutely soaked in milk :(:):)

I just got my bag and bolted hoping i went undeteced :P

very embarrassing!

A little similar.... Coming back from Mexico I was standing in LA airport checking my bags in for the flight back to Oz. A young asian guy rushed past and knocked my backpack off my shoulder. No biggy, only jumpers and books in there. I get on the plane and about half an hour into the flight, people around me start getting angsty about this metho-like smell. It took me a while... but I eventually figured out the smell was coming from my bag! I'd completely forgotten that I had a bottle of top notch Carallejo Tequilla in there :dry:

So not much I could do, 13.5 hrs on a plane with passengers all getting spewy because of the fumes and thinking the plane was going to fall outta the sky haha. They didn't ever figure out what it was, shame about the tequilla though :down:

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Oh god... ...another iPod/train incident...

Back when I was working at Dodo I had a similar laptop bag... ...Running flat out to the train with my iPod on and laptop bag strap diagonally across my body... ...I didn't hear the beep beep of the doors closing... ...and I leapt through the gap...

But sadly for me my bag didn't make it all the way through with me...

And I ended up upside down against the opposite doors...

Some kid said something like "woah, that was cool"... ...I was lucky he grabbed the strap to my back... ...Pulled it in at the next station...

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  inark said:
meh paul... u should have followed it up with "WTF are you all looking at! i'll eat your children!" then start froathing at the mouth...

nosey bitches.

Ha.. tried this one. Conversation killer :O

wait.. was this the "How to pick up a girl" thread?

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