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The following actually happened to me today....

After work I was in traffic and was signalling to turn left on to Wellington Street in Collingwood and there was heaps and heaps of traffic, bumper to bumper.

A nice lady stopped to let me in, before i could even accelerate, some prick in a vn Commonwhore who was behind me drives on the wrong side of the road and cuts me off to get in front of me to take the spot that the lady left open for me to merge into!

I roll down my window ready to absolutley lose it at the Commondore, stuck my head out the window a took a deep breath to shout and what do you know, the passenger in the Commodore is none other than Mark Chopper Read, the real Chopper, not Eric Bana, friggen Chopper, and hes looking right at me.

As soon as I rocognised him, and he saw me staring at them with a angry look on my face, I swiftly stuck my head back in the car and looked straight ahead with both hands on the steering wheel.

No cash here Chopper, i swear!!!

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put a pole in ya boot n pop outta the car u goof

When i know they the person is a self confessed murderer who gladly deformed his face to get out of H division, i dont know about you but i like to keep my distance......but thats just me, i'm sure you would have whipped his ass :ermm:

no offence dude but thats a pretty funny/random story lol. sorry man. peace.

wtf? lol

When i know they the person is a self confessed murderer who gladly deformed his face to get out of H division, i dont know about you but i like to keep my distance......but thats just me, i'm sure you would have whipped his ass :ermm:

Whooped man not whipped, whipped would be some other type of kinky shit lol

Pretty good story, wonder what would have happend if you did rage at him, now that would be made an even better story haha

good call on your part, having served him at work once...and with another 3-4 customers around...when it was time for him to leave he called over his bodyguard(who is also his driver) and dropped the f bomb a few times and a few other choice words....ahahahah we were all trying hard not to laugh....as he left i go "seeya chop" and he left and we all cracked up laughing he is basically as you see him in the movie!

beat up blue vn from memory?

uncle chop chop!

nitey nitey shazza

lmaooo hahaha fair enough well leest u got a story to tell for the rest of ur life, avtually my dad went to skool with chopper and that julian knight guy small world lol.

At least someone went to school in your family, because with spelling like that you obversely didn't.

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