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A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy "half" a head of lettuce.

The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager, 'Some a***hole wants to buy a half a head of lettuce.'

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, 'and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half'.

The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager found the boy and said 'I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?'

'Queensland, sir,' the boy replied.

'Well, why did you leave Queensland,' the manager asked.

The boy said, 'Sir, there's nothing but whores and rugby league players up there.'

'Really!' said the manager. 'My wife is from Queensland!'

The boy replied, "No shit??? Who did she play for?'"

i lol'ed

ps. QLD > NSW :)

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break.

The first one says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when

you open them up everything inside them is numbered."

The second surgeon says, "Nah, librarians are the best; everything

inside them is in alphabetical order."

Third surgeon says, "Try electricians. Everything inside them is

colour-coded."

The fourth one says, "I prefer NSW fans. They're heartless, spineless,

gutless and their heads and arses are interchangeable."

my god kudos to that hahaha Im a bit late but GO QUEENSLAND glad they one... by the by jarrod (Knob) haynes foot was on the line by a flying f*cking mile... Victory Dance :bunny:

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those joke fail fairly badly

so in summary NSW sucks a humour and league

P.s. if the cockroach in the first joke was so smart he would have realised the the Murray-Darling starts in QLD and would fill the state pretty quickly with our new impervious wall and he could have saved his wish and maybe used it to get a team capable of say....winning origin?

wouldn't need to if the was no one to play for qld now would we

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