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funkymonkey

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elrodeo666 Mentor

elrodeo666

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Too bloody right Chef!!

The amount of nobstains that get over here teaching are a joke.

Seriously they would be lucky if someone from the female species even looked at them back home let alone speak to them. More likely they be told to f#$k off!

But here ,everyones a porn star, even the knobstains!

Says alot for the jap girls intellect doesnt it!

Now korean girls are different. Hard to catch but have brains and very focused on making coin!!

Beer Baron Grand Master

Beer Baron

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It didn't even bother opening it...

I can't stand it when people with no social skills or self esteem head to Japan, get told they're "kakoii" a couple of times by gaijin-loving girls, and suddenly think they're the centre of the universe.

yes you find them everywhere in japan. quite often out of america but sadly england and australia is well represented too.

they left their home country as they had no prospects, no skills, no friends, and no job. they get a teaching job in japan, and as you say a few ugly girls tell them they are good looking and all of a sudden they are superstars! there is actually a technical term for them.... LBH = looser back home.

they can however be fun to spot in bars and clubs in roppongi. especially at around 1 hr from closing time when they have still not managed to score and realising that people are starting to leave and the place will be closing they start to get desperate and begin rapidly buying drinks an making hard passes for the few single chicks that are left there. not realising of course that any chick still not with a guy at 5am in a club is most likely not interested in hooking up at all and is just there with her girlfriends for a fun night out, or she is a 'good girl' who lives in yokohama or chiba and missed the last train out of tokyo and just decided to stay till morning train...

the LBH who have somehow managed to score a decent job or an actual good looking chick are even worse. they can be completely unbearable.

Streeter Collaborator

Streeter

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OI! leave us LBHs alone :)

but seriously elrodeo666, you dig Korean chicks?

Went there the other month. God damn, the ratio of hot chicks in that place is like some kind of weird science experiment where they were trying to breed the ugliest bitches in existance, the only ones that are half decent are guaranteed to have been under the knife... what makes it even worse is they are the cold stuck up snobs aswell. Its like Bizarro Japan, instead of cute overly kind (albiet often fake) you get hideous knarky bitches. PASS :)

elrodeo666 Mentor

elrodeo666

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OI! leave us LBHs alone :)

but seriously elrodeo666, you dig Korean chicks?

Went there the other month. God damn, the ratio of hot chicks in that place is like some kind of weird science experiment where they were trying to breed the ugliest bitches in existance, the only ones that are half decent are guaranteed to have been under the knife... what makes it even worse is they are the cold stuck up snobs aswell. Its like Bizarro Japan, instead of cute overly kind (albiet often fake) you get hideous knarky bitches. PASS :)

Streeter I got to admit after being away for 5-6 weeks I did miss the Jap candy and have been thoroughly catching up by spending time in my favourite kyabakuras!!

I've been over the jap sea to korea a few times this year and before and yep there was a severe uglt breeding system going on over there. It seems like every 2nd was mauled with the ugly stick...But ...it takes awhile to suss the spots where the hot chicks go and yep they come off as stuck up snobs.

But once you get past the barrier that your not an arsehole american GI and just a lovely aussie bloke they open up just like the japanese model, only with a brain and able to hold a pretty serious conversation versed on many a world political topic. Thats what is lacking on the japanese model..a brain...and ya do get so sick of hearing ..kawaiiiii,sugoiiii,kireiii...but I live here and love it ..always will..if I was living in oz ,would have been locked up along time ago and so would most guys I know here..

What can I say but ..Japanese candy ...mmmmmm

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