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50 Mistakes Women Make When Having Sex.

1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out.

26. Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier.

33. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess.

28. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its your choice to stop, but don't look all f**king surprised when he's confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen?

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44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you.

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excellent.

ordered brake pads on monday, and was assured theyd be here by today.

guess what?

theyre not here.

and i have a motorkhana and a hill climb coming up.

im somewhat f**ked off. means i gotta spend another couple hundred bucks on brake pads.

money i shouldnt have to spend.

f**kin excellent.

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Yes but not as quick as your GT-R, that was the point I was making ;)

And get yourself a decent damn speedo :)

Yeah, I have been tempted on more than one occasion. Other more pressing mods however, got some Poncams going in soon. Just ordered and on their way ;)

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hay u guyz srz qztion hre......

whats the legalities of a trade plate??

the cars defected, but still regoed, no plates, there at wingfield somewhere in bout 4 different peices.

can i use a trade plate to get to a workshop?

need to use morpowas dyno which i like 5 mins drive, and dont really feel like hiring a trailer just for that!

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