Might Get A Chuckle Out Of This One

[horrace]

Alright, a few days ago i serviced the old girl and noticed their were snail shells on the on the cam covers and i was like wtf? snails must like the warm? ah well no harm done. So i checked the next day and same again, f*cks sake i thought, but this time i looked closer and i noticed little poos i was like "dirty bastard mice dragging their french dinner up into my warm engine bay and chowing down!!!!! So today i put traps down and got some rat sack, it better kill them or im gonna be devo! little bastards, I keep my engine bay clean too!

p.s i will hopefully post the genocide later on!

[StealthX]

lol! thats strange!

I sometimes find my cat sleeping on my bonnet, right where the turbo is underneath, but THIS is much more weird!

[Jetwreck]

I would kill that f#$king cat......only good cat is a dead cat!!!!

I've shot the next door neighbour's cat with a BB more than once for sleeping on my car!!!!

[StealthX]

I would kill that f#$king cat......only good cat is a dead cat!!!!

I've shot the next door neighbour's cat with a BB more than once for sleeping on my car!!!!

Unlike you, I love my cat thankyou very much!

snails and rats however, i would treat with the same sorta deal!

[horrace]

i wish i had a cat probly wouldn't have this problem haha

[66yostagea]

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bizzare.

At our Gallery the mail box gets snail infested. I leave all the bills in the box till the snails have eaten them.

Saves a shit load of money. NOT.

[horrace]

what makes it even more bizzare is the fact that the second time i found their leavings i hadn't driver my car, so it's not like they were getting warmth from it!

[Appealing]

C'mon it's obvious, they fell in love with your turbo!!

[RBPOWA-(TJ)]

snails trying to mate with the much larger snail ?

my cat used to sleep under my bonnet, he would get up where the wheel it and sit in there somewhere near the heat.

only found out when i turned the car on one time and heard this thump ....... and a cat running out.

have to check each time before i started it.

[66yostagea]

C'mon it's obvious, they fell in love with your turbo!!

Part of the turbo's casing is in fact snail shaped. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm??

[ed-e-dee]

Cats make good wheel chocks...lol

[Angus Smart]

I would kill that f#$king cat......only good cat is a dead cat!!!!

I've shot the next door neighbour's cat with a BB more than once for sleeping on my car!!!!

Amen brother haha.

i grew up with a reading a book of my dads, 101 uses for a dead cat