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I think after Sundays SAU Vics New Years drinks turn out that the official SAU mascot be a 15 week old banana. Because a bigger a bunch of soft mummies boys I have never met!

All you whinging bastards that have asked for SAU social functions - where were you hey!!? The only thing that can give SAU any creditablility right now is that James, Sam and I drank enough for 30 people. (it's damn right emabarrisng that there was nearly as many prelude owners as skyline owners at this drinking session!)

No one can complain about the time of the event - we were there for 12 hours.

No one can complain about the company - there were more chicks than blokes that turned up.

No one can complain about notice for the event - it was posted weeks ago with a reminder post last week.

You're all soft.

:usuck:

And Im still feeling slightly hungover.

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Ooooh - not so loud. Headache.

But yes - what Snow said.

Funky also had the good grace to pop in. He was on his way to another function - but made the effort to say hi. I think we were still pretty well behaved at that stage.

We saw lots of Skylines drive past... but where was everyone??

I had a big night on Saturday (tried to watch all 5 Rocky films in one sitting - got messy before Clubber) - but was still able to crawl out of bed for another 12-hour 8-pint stint.

Hell - even Sammi's old-man popped in for something (can't quite remember...)

Richo: Also - Remind your buddy I want my $1,000,000.

Billy Dee Williams all the way baby!

:devil:

thats right

all you guys who didnt show up are a bunch of fkn sl*ts

everyone is always whinging about these sort of things never happening, but when they do, no one shows up

Hell I had to go to the big day out the next day and I still put in the hard yards having a drink with the boys....

Hmmm, after that tirade of abuse I'm sure everyone else will definitely wanna go next time.

Earliest use of the word 'tirade' in context for 2004 :D

E: The disappointment we felt on Sunday was mostly due to the pre-event keenness of people. Sure, it's not like much effort went into it... I just would have expected a better turnout from people who wanted an event like this, and said they'd be coming.

It's a bit frustrating that the same people are the only ones ever to come to these things. We're trying to build a bit of a 'community' here... aren't we?

Perhaps I've got it all wrong :devil:

That said - we had fun.

Louise took photos - just need to get them developed.

I won $1,000,000 in a bet that Carl Weathers is NOT Lando. Still waiting to collect though...

7 pints + 3 pots each = 13.86L of Heineken.

haha I want to see the photos!!

btw Ill explain why dad showed up

Basically I told him I was going out for a few hours to chapel street, and he started to get worried when I didnt come home, so after 6 hours of not knowing what was happening, he called me, heard I was pissed, and started stressing

Its really my fault for not telling him my plans

As i said in the other thread...

i ran into trouble Sat night...

Got attacked by a woman... but i think she was a man

I lost my frigging mobile phone, hence why i couldnt call anyone!

i'm never drinking again :devil: it always end in tradgedy. And this one is going to bost me $100 god-damnit

ash u got beat up by a woman?

She was like 6.2 or something, kinda looked like Venus Williams or something.

MILES taller than me, and bigger too!

And me being a nice boy, i wasnt about to go around crowning her (as i was there with a chick at the time)

So yeah, someone grabbed my hand and put it on her ass... and she went crazy at me!

I've got bruises up and arm and cuts and all sorts of shit!

And then she started to arck up on the chick i was with, so they started a blue also. Bitch fight! WOOHOO!!!

But by this stage i'd called the bar-man i knew there to go and get the bouncers and have her thrown out... and that she was. Thown out on her ass!

I couldnt feel it at the time, i was soo drunk i was just laughing at her which just made her more mad.

But the next day... shit, not good. I've still go makrs all over my arm and stuff :rol:

it's safe to say that i got faily well owned by a bitch!!!! AHAHAH

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