QLD Whoretown...

[Nismo_Boy]

I also enjoy playing with all the burnt human flesh

[Nismo_Boy]

from time too time I try and wear the burnt human flesh as well!

[Nexus9]

well it seems as we have voiced our displeasure over the identity theft and all we can do in the meantime is wait until we have a response of some sort.

Failing that, let's get tough.

The time for talking is over.

Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit him hard and hit him fast with a major and I mean major leaflet campaign, and while he's reeling from that, we'd follow up with a lamington drive, a car boot sale, some street theatre and possibly even some benefit concerts. OK?

Now, if that's not enough, I'm sorry, it's time for the T-shirts:

"Identity Theft Out" ... "Avatar Stealing, No Thanks" ... and if that's

not enough, well, I don't know what will be.

[Charly]

every time I see ska's avatar it cracks me up.

Sic him hot stuff.

[Iopia]

I also will require the urgent repair to my current government transport vehicles Air cooling system and If any members could please provide details of a government approved repair agent on the coast of gold I would appreciate said information. Also if my transport is needed for more then 3 minutes to perform the repairs i will require an approved loan vehicle of no less than 1200 KW and will once again divert funds from the bacon accounts. Due to the fact that they are very succesful at raising revenue.

[Keegs]

councillor chris you forgot the badges

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[Keegs]

I also will require the urgent repair to my current government transport vehicles Air cooling system and If any members could please provide details of a government approved repair agent on the coast of gold I would appreciate said information. Also if my transport is needed for more then 3 minutes to perform the repairs i will require an approved loan vehicle of no less than 1200 KW and will once again divert funds from the bacon accounts. Due to the fact that they are very succesful at raising revenue.

I councillor dictator will second that and I put forth a motion that we cut funding in the defect department and have job cuts for the bacon all around afterall we are making hundreds of thousands from speeding fines, why not just have the cameras??

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[NismoGirl]

This last hour of work is going to go so slow

[strutto]

The whole of today has gone slow... It's all this councillor speak... ZOOM, plane overhead...

[Ska]

yes yes it is but that thread is farkin hillarious!

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/sh...ead.php?t=63338

[NismoGirl]

One of the managers, has spent ALL day trying to work out a ticketing error. Being paid 4 times what I am.. then he comes to me once he fixed it all (10 minutes ago) and tells me he's fixed it. So I tell him to write a report to state what happened (coming from a manager, not a lowly admin person like me) incase we get audited so we can trace back what happened. He goes "but you balance them". I just laughed and said "yeah but I'm not a manager and if we get audited, I'm up shit creek with no evidence as to why it happened. Who ever allowed the machine date change (you being duty manager) is to write up an explaination to be placed with the tickets for an audit trail".. He walked away.

Erin 1 - Len 0

I ****en wish I got paid $40 an hour to sit at my desk all day and try and work out a simple ticketing error. I could have done it within an hour. But I gave it to him for the simple reason that I KNEW he wouldn't be able to do it without all my input.

GRR

/rant.

[666DAN]

Erin used council speak describing her day! Well done Erin, but you really should have passed a motion to ignore Lens bullshit.

[Iopia]

Whatever happened to our scones speaking of which have you guys tried the chili timtams

i thought they were a bit disapointing

[NismoGirl]

Chili tim tams? Mum said there were blackforest ones

[Iopia]

and truffle ones as well

[Slide]

chilli timtams? ney

[NismoGirl]

Chili and chocolate just doesn't mix...

[Iopia]

yep chilli timtams though only a tiny hint of chilli i was expecting more

the truffle ones are very nice though.

Whilst on such subject i would like to put forth the motion that morning tea at tomorrows coucil meeting should consist of the entire range of new Timtam flavours.

[Slide]

motion to close arnotts factory until the drug abuse stops

how can we have cups of tee and chocolate bikkys if they have chilli in them

[predator]

I give 10 points for Erin's ticketing story.. that almost sounded real there

I call for no more ticketing..