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Years ago a cowboy wanted a wife so he went to town to get one. Being a good looking chap it didnt take long for him to find one so they got hitched and began the buggy ride back to his ranch.

A mile or so out of town the horse stumbled and almost fell, "Thats One" said the cowboy.

Another couple of miles down the road and the horse does it again. "thats two" said the cowboy. Almost back to the ranch and the horse does it again at which the cowboy promptly takes out his gun and blows the horses brains out.

WHAT THE BLAZES DID YOU DO THAT FOR" screamed the new bride.

The cowboy simply looked at her and said..."thats one"

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Settle down lads, you know what happened last time you hazed new commers... give her time to warm to us all before you start sledgeing.

Welcome to SAU Chloe, have fun and please dont feed the animals.

BTW your probably going to get a lot of random crap in here... eventually from me as well... just relax and dont take it to heart... we've only seen pictures of females, never actually met one.

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Settle down lads, you know what happened last time you hazed new commers... give her time to warm to us all before you start sledgeing.

Welcome to SAU Chloe, have fun and please dont feed the animals.

BTW your probably going to get a lot of random crap in here... eventually from me as well... just relax and dont take it to heart... we've only seen pictures of females, never actually met one.

Do you mean they're real!

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[quote name=ClutchBurndout-:(' timestamp='1300686840' post='5723380]

will you go out with me?

I already have a boyfriend who also drives a skyline

hi there. Just thought id mention its forum policy that u post a pic upon starting a newbie thread.

sorry I didnt know, I havent taken any pics of my car yet, I will tonight and put them up here first thing tomorrow.

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