Important resurch.. please help :D

[Elithrar]

Err...

Shower once or twice a day, depending on how much exercise. Wash hair once a day and exfoliate as I have bad skin. And I was hunting around for some decent (expensive) cologne today, and found that 'Joop' stuff. $95 for 75ml, and it's awesome stuff. It's a must-have (and I'll be getting some for my school ball).

[dan_the_man]

my mouth tastes like burning

[bully]

Normal day

Get up Shower, wash hair, shave with gel not foam, use after shave balm and aftershave

Go to Work - use sunscreen if going outside (most sunscreens contain moisturiser)

Go to Gym

Go home

Then shower again

[zanda]

wheres the option of ...... A) im too tightarse to buy my own exfoilating and moisturiser but will liberally apply huge handfuls of my girlfriends expensive products to my face and hair.  

ive known some guys like that  

But honestly i cant deal with a guy that has a bigger make up kit than me and takes longer to get ready than me ...... its just not cool.

maybe you could lend a certain someone your waxing kit..... aiiight!

[zanda]

lol @ Joop.

that stuff makes my wretch.... literally.

that gritty soap is the shit. it's probably exfoliating too, but I wouldnt use it on my face or anywhere near me privates. scratchy owey.

[rep003]

You can "Grease & Lube "it anyway you want....at the end of the day ,

Women smell Pretty,

Men JUST SMELL!

so by default , if you are a man that stinks pretty, you are probably fartin bubbles!

[skyzerr33]

I will partake in no such event of making my friend troy look wrong in front of 1000's of Australians here in the forums.

P.S.  i use Nivea facial wash for men and shower twice a day... no exfioliator oh but i do use a 2 in 1 shampoo....  

P.P.S troy you are wrong :-)

you have some questionable tendancies Dan :slap:

[Kaido_RR]

i pick : Use moisturiser, wash your hair once a day, use shaving balm after shaving, exfoliate and your not gay...

i dont exfoliate but i moisturiser, and use shaving balm after shaving. My school is a bitch and makes me shave every 2nd day and my skin gets really red and hurts like anything if i dont

[Pva_Glue]

hahahah lol troy is on to Dan... hahahah

I get up

take dump or drain the flood gate

have shower check my boys and two hanging rocks

put my eyes back on (contacts)

brush me teeth

check my biceps and admire :bahaha:

move my fectorals couple of times (aka man boobs)

I shave if I needed being oriental... no need me aint no ape.

spray with clone what ever the mood is like... toomy or polo

off to uni...

get to work have another shower put on work clothes

get home

wash my hands and feet and face brush me teeth b4 I go back to bed...

and repeat as directed.

if I am lucky someone else will check my boys and two rocks agian b4 I go back to sleep...

[25GTT]

HAAHAHAH ROFL!!!!! Joe that is the funniest thing i have seen you right in about 3 years!!!! well done!! about bloody time you wrote something worth reading haahah!!!

Awwwww c'mon you guys know i am a ladies man! the sign on my rear says 'exit only'

[skyzerr33]

hahahah lol troy is on to Dan... hahahah

 

 

I get up

take dump or drain the flood gate

have shower check my boys and two hanging rocks

 

..

i think joe better check himself again he seems to have an extra apendage :kick:

[Pva_Glue]

its also prehensile...

[Kyles]

You can "Grease & Lube "it anyway you want....at the end of the day ,

Women smell Pretty,

Men JUST SMELL!

so by default , if you are a man that stinks pretty, you are probably fartin bubbles!

amen

sad,, but true.... See im on a mission to change that

[33Spec2]

kyles are you about 2 start your own makeover show?

queer eye style?

[25GTT]

QUEER EYE FOR THE TROY GUY..........

btw kyles i met your bro yesterday at the gym.....

i was asked to go check out joondalup on the way home after an audit.... he has an awesome attitue which i think if he keeps up i think will do very very well.......

anyway back to takin the piss out of troy :-)

[zanda]

ok, I think I can help.

R - E - S - E - A - R - C - H

[Pva_Glue]

QUEER EYE FOR THE TROY GUY..........

anyway back to takin the piss out of troy :-)

now now... there is nothing gheyer than Troy's Number plate...

who's agree hahahhah jk...

*Joe hids* I think I've lost Lift previliges of the starship mstyoda...troy :slap: Joe

cheers

Joe

[fane]

im one of those 8! i was trying to be cool hahah im really a member of this group haha "Use moisturiser, wash your hair once a day, use shaving balm after shaving, exfoliate and your not gay... "

[Pva_Glue]

I have used my moisturizer... today.... yeap I did... better than have dry skin, my face was all flaky hahahha but you dont wanna know that

[skyzerr33]

its mastryoda pukeboy

hmm dan dan dan what am i gonna do with u....

so zanda wants a make over..... theme for our next cruise? turn zanda into a queer