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JustinP Mentor

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No your laptop is shit.

It didn't cost 6k and it doesn't even have 600HP.

This thread is awesome lol.

I have a laptop :) I got it from JB Hi Fi. It has Word and like spider solitaire n shit. It's the bulls tits.

Hanaldo Grand Master

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Does it do 10000rpms uleh?

Well it doesn't have a very reliable tacho, but... It's pretty fast. I think it has a cold start issue though, it's a bit sluggish until its warmed up.

Does it have a screamer? :ninja:

Sometimes it runs kinda hot, and then it sounds like its screaming a little bit? I bought it a nice eBay bottom mount intercooler which has a nice note to it as well.

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Well it doesn't have a very reliable tacho, but... It's pretty fast. I think it has a cold start issue though, it's a bit sluggish until its warmed up.

Sometimes it runs kinda hot, and then it sounds like its screaming a little bit? I bought it a nice eBay bottom mount intercooler which has a nice note to it as well.

Do you still need an external waste goat when you run a HKS blow valve?

ARTZ Grand Master

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Hanaldo your laptop is to computers what the Yaris is to cars....you should be ashamed at your lack of technical competence and go and buy some more ram for it at the very least...

PS. shhh dont tell anyone but Mines a HP and cost a whole 600 bucks...its got some cute stickers on it from the tinkerbell movie, I'd like to say my daughter put them there but I would be lying.. :P

JustinP Mentor

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Take battery out and smash the clip things that hold it in, then gaffer tape the battery back in. That will take it to the next level!

My laptop dates back to 2004. Oh yeah. Missing the "R" key and all

It's like a total drift haxorz!!

Hanaldo Grand Master

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Do you still need an external waste goat when you run a HKS blow valve?

Hanaldo your laptop is to computers what the Yaris is to cars....you should be ashamed at your lack of technical competence and go and buy some more ram for it at the very least...

PS. shhh dont tell anyone but Mines a HP and cost a whole 600 bucks...its got some cute stickers on it from the tinkerbell movie, I'd like to say my daughter put them there but I would be lying.. :P

Why you guise keep referring to goats? Do these goats make my laptop more ballin?

Perhaps more embarrassing than a HP with Tinkerbell stickers on it, mine is an Acer :mellow:

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ARTZ Grand Master

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I dunno yours has the word ACE in it which is cool..although mine is a G6 so its pretty fly

Take battery out and smash the clip things that hold it in, then gaffer tape the battery back in. That will take it to the next level!

this comment was way funnier than mine >_<

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