New Wasteland Wa Topic

[t_revz]

Hanks not scared of meat in and around his mouth

[Hank Scorpio]

Hell no I'm not!

[Stinky Rooster]

And that's why we all love Hank!!

I take it the shopping spree means the offset is going well?

I am looking at Kamodo's at the moment. Too much weber love to go for an offset, but there is always room for expanding the fleet, amiright?

[Hank Scorpio]

Pellet smoker is awesome!

A Kamodo would be cool, as would a big offset or a big green egg.... haha

[Stinky Rooster]

even I cant justify spending that much coin on a bbq, or the big green egg would be a dead cert!

 

In other news, John Harvey Kellog, the guy famous for inventing breakfast cereal, also invented the health sanatarium, the electric blanket...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...and a machine that could fire 15 GALLONS a minute of water up your backside, and if you were unlucky enough to undergo this treatment, you could look forward to it finishing up with a half gallon of yoghurt going straight up the newly cleaned colon....

 

[Hank Scorpio]

that's a hard pass.

Agreed, BGE looks amazing but mega $$$. My brother reckons he might buy one, I reckon he's full of shit.

[Hank Scorpio]

Hey Dale, what do you call someone who smokes 2 marijuanas?

[Stinky Rooster]

OK, I'll bite

do tell

[Hank Scorpio]

Double jointed

[TiTAN]

that's a hard pass.

Agreed, BGE looks amazing but mega $$$. My brother reckons he might buy one, I reckon he's full of shit.

When did you become anti colon yoghurt?

[Stinky Rooster]

lulz

 

The new bloke from Tasmania who started here last week called the boss this morning to tell him he was sick and couldn't come to work.

The boss told him "Mate, we are flat out here, and really need your input on this quote. How sick are you?"

Tasmanian mate replies - "Well, I am in bed with my sister..."

 

[Hank Scorpio]

I had sex with a vegan once, she was a little bit kinky, she wanted to be artichoked.

[Stinky Rooster]

I knew a vegan once.

Dude would NOT stop playing with himself

I think it made him

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

a non-dairy creamer

[Hank Scorpio]

[Stinky Rooster]

That reminds me - we need to plan another playdate for our boofheads. We have a brand spanking new dog park just behind us now, with 3 separate fenced off leash areas. 

Every time I take HRH Princess Blossom Pops down there, everyone else bails to one of the other areas and we end up by ourselves - its fkn awesome

[Hank Scorpio]

9 minutes ago, Stinky Rooster said:

That reminds me - we need to plan another playdate for our boofheads. We have a brand spanking new dog park just behind us now, with 3 separate fenced off leash areas. 

Every time I take HRH Princess Blossom Pops down there, everyone else bails to one of the other areas and we end up by ourselves - its fkn awesome

For sure!

What is it about 2, large, black individuals that make people run away?

[Stinky Rooster]

Dunno

 

Paint me like of of your French girls!!!

 

 

 

[Hank Scorpio]

Hey, you! What are you hiding in there?

 

[Stinky Rooster]

Your dog, and his ability to expose his cawk in 99% of the photos taken of him, shall  remain an inspiration to us all

[Hank Scorpio]

I just wish I was free like him.