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Had some woman lose her cool with me yesterday, the only thing I learned from this experience is...you can't argue with stupidity!

I was next to her on a roundabout...so she thought she'd *try* to race through ahead of me...but unfortunately she was driving one of those centrifugally-challenged Daewoo things...and ended up cutting me off as she swung wide.

OK thought to myself she can't drive so I overtook her and proceeded on my merry way with her beeping at me :rofl:

Later at B'plains she drove next to me at the lights and proceeded to look at me muttering, so I asked her to wnd the window down and explain her concern.

She said "You maniac, you're the sort of person that kills others on the road...I've got kids in the car!!!"

I said "Yes, if people like you can't drive and end up getting hit by another car"

I then informed her of the *crazy* roundabout rule of left in, left out, right in right out....not right in, left out!

The response of "I don't give a **** about stupid rules like that, you should have just let me go" really did prove what a moron she was...especially if she drives like that with kids in the car...plus the special words they would have heard mummy come out with at the lights :D

It was at this point I gave her a good old fashioned, no holds barred, tag team, fists of fury response hahahaha

But it's true...there is nothing like having a go at a complete stranger...you've got no feelings to worry about. I was more dissapointed that she had 3 kids which had the potential to grow up like her.

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Yeah I'd have to say 90% of my "incidents" are people who do not have a clue about roundabouts...it's really not that hard to keep to your lane..and indicate your intentions.

I nearly had my car writen off at the weekend on a roundabout...I came into it, the guy wanting to drive onto it from the left looked at me stopped..then at the last minute pulled out.

If it had been even slightly damp on the road I would have gone straight through his car...I was stopped less than 10cm from him...all he could do was shrug at me, dickhead!

My GF was going mental at him, she couldn't believe that he had stopped, then thought yeah I'll see if this Skyline has good ABS :rofl:

Japtaxi - Mate, she was a fat 'Browns Plainsesque' dero looking chick. (No offence to any chicks that live in B'plains and are actually hot & not dero)

some people should be sterilised from having kids - she's just born 3 other idiots into the world :(

Ive come across so many people that love to try out race you thru a roundabout - phucking idiots.

No offence but 75% of Australians DO NOT know how to use round-a-bouts!

And because I am a yellow bellied skirt who likes to wear womens clothing, I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I own a relativlt fast car, as when poeple start yelling at me I just get out of there, did I mention I am a WUSS?!?!? :P

Hahahaha I can totally relate Dan... I've been in a few "roadside incidents" in my time... I've got a short fuse for f**kwits on the road... I'm sure a few other members can attest to that :cheers: Anyone remember the drunk guy near the pub in Brissy that time?

I got a small dint in the side of the sedan from one incident... He got a court date... :P

I also busted my hand big time letting some lebanese guys know what I thought about them shining a 1000000 candle power torch in my eyes at 110 km/h...

Near Browns plains aye... This would posibly be the round about on wembly Rd? Where you can get on to the logan motor way? And it has big arrows on the road, one is left and straight, the other arrow is right only. Please seem to think a big white arrow, on a big black road mean they can go straight... Whats better is when they cant indicate correctly either, and flick it on for right, to go straight...

If its not the same round about, my bad :cheers: Its just the most simple thing in the world, even the indicating bit is easy.

Deadset, one day, when I get a tank, these people are gona cop it sweet!

I've been hit twice by idiots cutting through double lane roundabouts. My insurance company raped them both when I produced a signed diagram from the offender :cheers:

Used to be Brissy was a great place to drive..........

Near Browns plains aye...  This would posibly be the round about on wembly Rd?  Where you can get on to the logan motor way?  And it has big arrows on the road, one is left and straight, the other arrow is right only.  Please seem to think a big white arrow, on a big black road mean they can go straight...  Whats better is when they cant indicate correctly either, and flick it on for right, to go straight...

yeah i know that roundabout - its pretty hokey.

Sounds like the stains hasnt changed much these days :)

I've got a short fuse for f**kwits on the road...  I'm sure a few other members can attest to that :)  

I also busted my hand big time letting some lebanese guys know what I thought about them shining a 1000000 candle power torch in my eyes at 110 km/h...

*cough* You made your children miss the fireworks. I can understand why you were bad that day, after putting up with ignorant ****wits at the ekka and THEN having to deal with people on the roads, I don't blame you,.

One of the days I was driving brutis to work, this stupid chick in a lanos pulled out of a side street in front of me, when I had NOTHING behind me. NOTHING AT ALL. I know it's easy to make brutis wheels lock up and skid... so I had a little giggle and then locked the tyres up about 1 metre behind her. I had enough time to stop, I just wanted to scare her. In doing that. she was giving me the finger and going off at me in the rear vision mirror! WTF? You ****ing goose! YOU pulled out of a side street onto the main road in front of ME and it's somehow MY problem? :) I just shock my head and laughed at her. I think that pissed her off even more. She even had some kids in her car and looked like she was taking them to school.

*sigh* the memories of brutis. He copped a hiding.

Like that time that STUPID guy in an excel got out of his car at a set of lights and tried to bash andrew through the window to impress the woodridge car****s he had in his car. With lots of brake checking, side swipping, fast speeds and understeer around corners, me freaking out and ringing my brother in law (we were on our way to his house) we finally lost him and he didn't make a corner and went up onto the gutter. Brutis skidded past him (very tuff like) and we got away eventually cause a set of lights went red.

Men and their ego's eh?

I've never been soo scared driving in my life!

Adrian...you broke your hand! Good effort, I've got a short fuse too...but not managed to destroy anything as a result...yet :)

Sorry guys it was the roundabout that's over the back of Johnson Rd....is it Stapylford Rd??? near that distribution place..it's also an onramp for the Logan mty though.

People see a skyline and the first thing they think is HOON so no matter if you're in the right or not, they're going to have something to say. If she was so concerned about her kids than she would have backed off and driven like a normal human being.

Road rage can be fun t play up against though

Hehehe gotta love these threads, always interesting to hear a story or two.

I had one the other day, turning off the pacific hwy, 2 lane offramp, some guy comes flying past me in the left lane and turn offs too, pulls in front of me squeezing between me and another car. We go through a set of lights and both turn right at the next set which has 2 turning lanes again. I wanted to be in the right hand and he was still in front of me, i move to the right and bang he rips his wheel and jumps in the right lane even after giving a complete impression he was going to stay in the left lane. We then get a green light and he guns it off at the lights, needless to say i was coming home from work and am always in a hurry lol, gave it a nudge sitting about a car length behind him for about 70 metres, he finally jumps in the left lane and i cruise by. Cruise, i wasnt speeding, he rips his arm out the window swinging away carrying on, damn it was funny, telling me im a dickhead etc etc. Still to this day its got me stuffed what infact he was carrying on about.

Maybe that when he cuts in front of people, they should know to stay away from him...err lol :D Thats what ya get with meathead tattoo infested swap donkeys on the gold coast :)

Adrian...you broke your hand! Good effort, I've got a short fuse too...but not managed to destroy anything as a result...yet :D

Sorry guys it was the roundabout that's over the back of Johnson Rd....is it Stapylford Rd??? near that distribution place..it's also an onramp for the Logan mty though.

Ahhh yeah that one. Thats simple as, stupid fools!

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