Mark Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'll be in Sydney for Xzibit Call it what you wanna call it I'm a ****ing alcoholic Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1239726 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amaru Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 I'll be in Sydney for XzibitCall it what you wanna call it I'm a ****ing alcoholic Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1239736 Share on other sites More sharing options...
race_snooze Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 i may come out next friday, depends is she is back again, why are cars always called her. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1241651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinista32 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 i may come out next friday, depends is she is back again, why are cars always called her. What a bait. 1. they keep you broke 2. when you think your handeling em well they cut loose 3. You keep filling em up once a week, on premium no less! 4. They really dont mind who drives em home 5. Just when your think your getting ahead they stop .... 6. Back end sags after youv'e had her for 10 years 7. When you first get em they smell new and unused Feel free to add Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242153 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I think it started with boats, before cars were around. they always had female names. like cyclones Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242468 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIVEC Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 But that's because women are like cyclones....when they first arrive they're wet and ready to blow.........but when they leave they take your house and your car Hehe. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242515 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinista32 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Gold ! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIVEC Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Oh and I can't be held liable for any injuries sustained as a result of using the above joke. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
performance-wise Posted March 9, 2005 Author Share Posted March 9, 2005 mine's a boy. I call him Brutus. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1242729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyGTRline Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 What a bait. 1. they keep you broke 2. when you think your handeling em well they cut loose 3. You keep filling em up once a week, on premium no less! 4. They really dont mind who drives em home 5. Just when your think your getting ahead they stop .... 6. Back end sags after youv'e had her for 10 years 7. When you first get em they smell new and unused Feel free to add CLASSIC Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243063 Share on other sites More sharing options...
leech_ Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 lol nice richard Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veilside R33 Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 They take ages to warm up and when they're finally ready for a good hard ride something breaks and they stop. You have to keep buying them expensive new parts to get any sort of performance gains out of them. i can think of a million more but the simpsons are on. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frink Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 change the oil, get them nice and lubed, then all of a sudden....."sorry, i have a headache!!!" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243245 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 I'm just going to leave that one... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243253 Share on other sites More sharing options...
race_snooze Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 i didnt expect this. yet its still good. You guys shouldnt bag out women like that, they are all beautiful and would never do such things like what you have all said. Now say sorry for the chicks that read all this. We could be just the same to them. isnt sarcaism great Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1243630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYLVIA Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 lol just repeating what kate said a while back, would you rather be riding a male car to work? its like saying im just gonna go give bob a hard ride.... dont sound too right does it? plus women are hot (some exclusions may apply) and so are skylines Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1245526 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terminal Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 So who's coming out tonight? I had a bit of a fang around last night, but were so many cops. luckily they don't think much of a 'volvo' cruising around making pssh noises. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1245618 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKYLVIA Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 lol, i should b coming out 2nite, 95% is a yes Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1245626 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 get up get on up get up get on up and DANCE -|-:D/-< Xzibit baby Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1245706 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyGTRline Posted March 11, 2005 Share Posted March 11, 2005 yea will most prob be out tonight.... LOL.... Cop: hmmm did that volvo just sneeze??? Cop2: meh... hey look at these fat chicks... I was lost for words for the second cop...hmmm back to sleep now Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/64375-next-friday-night/page/6/#findComment-1245945 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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