666DAN Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Sunday Mail (QLD), 13-03-2005, Ed: 2 - State - Main Country, Pg: 028, 564 words , NEWS THE do-it-yourself craze is leading to thousands of injuries from angle grinders. Almost seven Queenslanders a day are turning up at hospitals with injuries from the high-speed tool, used for cutting metal and other hard materials Cy, you're now a statistic Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus9 Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 bahahhahahhahhhaaa Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoGirl Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Haha... they must of heard of Cyrus' dodgy mechanic days Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248315 Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator Posted March 13, 2005 Share Posted March 13, 2005 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248319 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed G Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 !! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegs Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248635 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eug Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i thought this thread was about stickers.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 I aim to please! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248683 Share on other sites More sharing options...
strutto Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 i thought this thread was about stickers.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1248919 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slide Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 cutting metal and other hard materials shame indeed Cyrus Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
myR32 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 bahahahahahah Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249094 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBR33 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 On this topic i drove a drill bit into my left thumb on saturday putting a switch in my car. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249193 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col-GTSX Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 LOL..... Did it hurt.... Cause i didnt feel a thing.... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249628 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 Did it require stitches? if not WEAK! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LBR33 Posted March 14, 2005 Share Posted March 14, 2005 It isnt as bad as Cyrus, i dont really care if it needs stiches cuz im not letting no doctor stick a needle near me. Tip - Next time u drill into those blank plastic clip things in your dash use a vise. Holding it with your fingers doesnt quite work when the drill bit grabs. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1249845 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 It isnt as bad as Cyrus, i dont really care if it needs stiches cuz im not letting no doctor stick a needle near me. should read: waa waa waa I am so weak that I didnt even come close to giving myself an injury that warrented a hospital vists!! jk lb OK list of self inflicted injuries: 1. 3 years old, was seeing how high I could throw a brick up in the air and still catch it. Needless to say I missed, but the brick didnt. Broken collar bone 2. 3 years old, while toboganing down my street my foot snagged a drain. Broken ancle. 3. 5 years old, while ice skating and trying to break the under 5 ice speed record, hit a car. Broken ribs & left arm. 5. 10 years old, riding along beside the gutter with thongs on, got a bit close and my left foots toenails were whisked away in under a second. 5. 13 years old, while riding a motorbike, at night, with no lights, in the middle of a national forest, rode into a newly erected barb wire fence flat out in second. dislocated shoulder, broken arm, HEAPS of stictches and a cool helecopter ride. 6. 15 years old, while snowboarding at night on a closed run, while illegally tresspassing, took a wrong turn which lead to a big drop, ended up in a tree with a broken leg and minor cuts and abrasions. 7. 17 years old, while holding onto the side of a car, riding my bike, I got the speed wobbles around 70kph. Bike hit side of car and went under, left leg went with it. Also took out my left kneecap, which is now a mirror copy of my right kneecap and has a lovey Dow Corning brand name stamped into the back of it. And they are just the major's, I would not have enough room to list the minors like the grinder incident. Summary, yes I did have a deathwish and was very very stupid Hang on a sec, maybe should change that "did" to a "do" Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1250143 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 Did I also mention I knew all the Caluondra Ambo's by name, up until they moved from their Kings Beach building to next to the hospital and expanded Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1250148 Share on other sites More sharing options...
666DAN Posted March 15, 2005 Author Share Posted March 15, 2005 1. 3 years old, was seeing how high I could throw a brick up in the air and still catch it. Needless to say I missed, but the brick didnt. Broken collar bone2. 3 years old, while toboganing down my street my foot snagged a drain. Broken ancle. 3. 5 years old, while ice skating and trying to break the under 5 ice speed record, hit a car. Broken ribs & left arm. 5. 10 years old, riding along beside the gutter with thongs on, got a bit close and my left foots toenails were whisked away in under a second. 5. 13 years old, while riding a motorbike, at night, with no lights, in the middle of a national forest, rode into a newly erected barb wire fence flat out in second. dislocated shoulder, broken arm, HEAPS of stictches and a cool helecopter ride. 6. 15 years old, while snowboarding at night on a closed run, while illegally tresspassing, took a wrong turn which lead to a big drop, ended up in a tree with a broken leg and minor cuts and abrasions. 7. 17 years old, while holding onto the side of a car, riding my bike, I got the speed wobbles around 70kph. Bike hit side of car and went under, left leg went with it. Also took out my left kneecap, which is now a mirror copy of my right kneecap and has a lovey Dow Corning brand name stamped into the back of it. Should read: I'm a clumsy ****er Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1250329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ska Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 I believe the proper term you are looking for is: Stupendos Moronic Idiotic Klutz No I just do things which other people think are that way, Ed's got the best sig: ..... only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1250381 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed G Posted March 15, 2005 Share Posted March 15, 2005 this thread gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling every time i read it Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/67225-shame-cyrus-shame/#findComment-1250506 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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