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I rarely drive my car now, maybe doing 200kms a fortnight.

So when I do, I like to enjoy it.

Today I go down to the servo to get some petrol, and on the way back a gay kia rio with like 4 pre pubescent f*cktards sit 30cms off my bumper and swerve side to side behind me.

Then tries to go around me on the left, very nearly taking out a parked car then swerves in behind me again.

I'm over it. Might have to give up driving on the street.

I say we need a f*cktard register, like the spotted thread. Post up idiots to look out for.

No 1 offender: Ghey bright blue Kia Rio.

:(

ok end rant.

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hehe funny you would say that Marcus. We already had people start these kind of threads... but they never lasted :(

Yeah i know how it is. They just sit on your arse then swirving to get around you. This morning i had some guy in an R32 GTS4 trying to impress me, flying by on a round about... didnt even bother wasting my petrol keeping up with a N/A RB20DE. Just drive normally and make it seem that it doesnt annoy you at all. Remember, your car is faster :) so you could get away no problemo lol.

hahahaha i would have to be creating threads everyday if it were me :(

Yesterday one guy in a vl commo tried to pass me. i was doing the limit and he was speeding. he switched lanes from behind me to the side. then belted it. in the lane he turned to was a 4wd BMW so i was thinking to myself, "u aint going anywhere" i box him in making him do the speed limit :). When he went by he had to give me the finger but it was pleasure enough knowing that i pissed off a retard. He should have been thanking me that i wouldd have saved him a ticket :) Today it was a BMW that tried me today on Princess Hwy. One of them old bomb ones that they chuck on huge wheels and an exaust and call it a performance car. I gave it a normal start and whooped his arse. He wasnt too happy either. I think for me it would be a daily diary of writing down ***tards i meet on the roads...

oh i have an offender too! well there are too many to name, but this is one that stuck in my mind:

On the way to work one morning about a week ago, there was this p plater moron in a green holden(VR i believe) driving down burwood. as we know burwood hyw has major works being done, and there is usually a lane thats blocked off with those witches hat things. So this p plater is swerving all over the place to get infront of the traffic (take into account, its a 40km/h zone). In the end, he has a brilliant idea! why not swerve into the lane thats blocked off. so he does so thru the witches hat things, hoons down at atleast 100km/h, and the exits right at the end. Now, how many brain cells does it take to realise that the lane may be blocked off for a reason. lil too many for this dude

hehe funny you would say that Marcus. We already had people start these kind of threads... but they never lasted :)

Yeah i know how it is. They just sit on your arse then swirving to get around you. This morning i had some guy in an R32 GTS4 trying to impress me, flying by on a round about... didnt even bother wasting my petrol keeping up with a N/A RB20DE. Just drive normally and make it seem that it doesnt annoy you at all. Remember, your car is faster :P so you could get away no problemo lol.

hey krzysiu, a GTS4 is a turbo RB20DET model, there were no na R32 gts4's made.

at least there was the last time i looked under my bonnet :P

:headspin:

hey krzysiu, a GTS4 is a turbo RB20DET model, there were no na gts4's made.

at least there was the last time i looked under my bonnet :P

:headspin:

hmmm fair enough lol, thought they came in non turbo also. It still wasnt moving that fast :)

I cannot believe it.

Coming home from dinner tonight... little blue 90's barina f*cktard did the same thing, swerved left and right behind me, then tried to pass me on the WRONG side of the road! I know it's the wrong thing to do, but gave it a squirt and lost him.

What is wrong with my car? Is there something on the arse I don't know about that says "act like a f*cktard behind me. do it, do it now!" or is this just bad luck??

Not kidding, twice in one day. :):P

hahahaha you dont need a sticker to express that :P its obvious lol My mate is a funny bastard. He saw my car parked at uni (he drives a barina) and he leaves me a note. "What a P.O.S, Barina's are better" I knew it was a joke, but hey he drives a girls car, and he is some asian ganster :)

mate when you drive something like we do, there are ALWAYS people that want to impress you... but in fact they are making complete wanks of themselves.

In my experience this statement is completely wrong, usually people in slower cars are just interested in provoking a nice car give it a squirt. It is annoying but I think it is wrong to think that they are somehow trying to "diss" you or "take you down" or some other caveman style ego stuff.

Anyone who knows about cars knows what is a strong or weak opponent. If you get some VL turbo with an intercooler hanging out the front then yes, you might be right, but a non-turbo GTS-4 driver is just looking at the turbo version of a later model car and going "hey nice car, I wish mine was that quick, I hope he gates us". Thinking anything else just doesn't make sense to me.

That isn't to say that being tailgated by a Kia is not extremely gay and annoying.

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