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thats right dick has seen the light

parking the r32 gtr in the shed!!!!

and putting down 1000 hard earned for a lovely 5spd r31 4 door

yea baby all those people i told that he is a massive wanker, dickhead, tool, poof man whore he bitch, flkuffy g -strig, gliter paint wearing, arse slapping, knob jocky, but pirate, arse kissing, light beer drinking **** smoker

i take it all back now

he has come of age and now can call himself a man

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thats right dick has seen the light

parking the r32 gtr in the shed!!!!

and putting down 1000 hard earned for a lovely 5spd r31 4 door

yea baby all those people i told that he is a massive wanker, dickhead, tool, poof man whore he bitch, flkuffy g -strig, gliter paint wearing, arse slapping, knob jocky, but pirate, arse kissing, light beer drinking **** smoker

i take it all back now

he has come of age and now can call himself a man

what can i say? i'm touched. the thing about the glitter is true though.

who am i kidding? it's a heap of shit. but it can do a fairly stout burnout. i know mark had a smirk on his face after 'testing' the LSD. the previous owner just looked a little sleepy.

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