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yeah admittingly i am pretty "snobby" when i drive my skyline ..... hence why every tool wants to talk to me when im driving the Laser but anyway its just ive driven past guys in commodores before and hear "Stupid piece of jap crap" and stupid things like that ..... just total tools ..... :P

The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting "DOPEY ****ED A PENGUIN! DOPEY ****ED A PENGUIN!"

hell i dont even respect Jap cars ..... i dislike Honda Drivers more than Holden Drivers. Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than having a Honda try and take me on and then just end up being totally humilated.

had no idea Kym! :P

My temp agency just sent me an SMS ..... Due to the public holiday in Sydney your pay will be a day late ... have a nice weekend!

Pay late & have a nice weekend ..... just doesnt seem right in the same sentance :(

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