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ok dudes.. this is only for da fellas now

tonite i went to visit a lady friend..

and since i have a missus and been with her for 2 years plus.. i couldnt take her home to ... play with.. o rmy mum will skitz

so i tried da skyline out

now a question is...

HOWWW THE F#CK DO PEOPLE DO THE FUNKY MONKEY DANCE IN THOSE CARS..

my vs was mad with that sort of shit

but skylines

back seat to small

front seat to squashy drivers seat.. sifffffff

any suggestions will help.. thank you

God bless u all

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Originally posted by Zdenko

what relations... we were lookin at da stars threw da sunroof officer i swear

........ and then our clothes..... well...... they just fell off.... honest!

The what? the condom packet? You mean that's a condom? I thought it was chewing gum!

*starts spitting and gagging*

If you want to go do the horizontal mambo, then spare the upholstery!

Go and get a blanket and go to a deserted part of the beach or similar.

Leave the poor car out of it!

Originally posted by R31 Skyline Chick

........ and then our clothes..... well...... they just fell off.... honest!

The what? the condom packet? You mean that's a condom? I thought it was chewing gum!

*starts spitting and gagging*

If you want to go do the horizontal mambo, then spare the upholstery!

Go and get a blanket and go to a deserted part of the beach or similar.

Leave the poor car out of it!

pwooooaaarrr someone has doen that a few times me thinks :)

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