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Basic Performance Upgrades. Originally supra-speak, but I'm borrowing it. :) Pretty much a shorter way of writing exhaust, filter and boost mods.

http://www.mkiv.com/techarticles/ explains it in detail, as well as their other supra-speak nick names (which is getting a little too involved, I think).

A clutch is about $800 installed, then there is the cost of renting your car out to him for a month (~$1000), and then there are dickhead fees ($5000) in this guys case... so to make it fair, get some bricks (use gloves for fingerprint purposes), and throw them into the bonnets of about 7 cars he has in his yard! Make sure when you approach the dealership at night you wear a balaclava as he might have camera's, and dont drive there in your car. Make sure you also have an aliby...

If the dogs might be an issue, then I have found the easiest way around this is to mix some broken glass from light bulbs into some mince meat, and feed it to them. They will be shitting blood, and will surely die.

If he catches you, tie him up and take him for a drive. Go to a nice gravel road, hold him out the door and drag him along the ground while someone is driving...

Then stop somewhere, strip the pr1ck, and threaten to cut his c0ck off with a machette! At this stage he may offer to fix your car... if he doesn't, ram a stubbie up his arse, and then you and your mates piss all over him. Tell him that you will kill him if he doesn't pay up....

That usually works...

Originally posted by Zahos

A clutch is about $800 installed, then there is the cost of renting your car out to him for a month (~$1000), and then there are dickhead fees ($5000) in this guys case... so to make it fair, get some bricks (use gloves for fingerprint purposes), and throw them into the bonnets of about 7 cars he has in his yard! Make sure when you approach the dealership at night you wear a balaclava as he might have camera's, and dont drive there in your car. Make sure you also have an aliby...

If the dogs might be an issue, then I have found the easiest way around this is to mix some broken glass from light bulbs into some mince meat, and feed it to them. They will be shitting blood, and will surely die.

If he catches you, tie him up and take him for a drive. Go to a nice gravel road, hold him out the door and drag him along the ground while someone is driving...

Then stop somewhere, strip the pr1ck, and threaten to cut his c0ck off with a machette! At this stage he may offer to fix your car... if he doesn't, ram a stubbie up his arse, and then you and your mates piss all over him. Tell him that you will kill him if he doesn't pay up....

That usually works...

hahhaaa.. yes believe me zahos, those thoughts have run through my mind! I even have an extensive range of weaponry should those urges become somewhat unstable?

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