The Sa Wasteland

[whatsisname]

Correct, however an N/A 25 will never make more torque than a turbocharged 25. Hence my "what the!?!?!"

Well, that's pretty much what I was getting at

[SLED]

i love it how people that own skylines are going on RCK cruises !

LOL Mitch, no one on here would go you'd think...............err, you'd hope?!

[skwiz]

LOL ACC added me on their myspace page not too long ago..

must be desperate for an auto 31 to join..

[DamageInc]

LOL Mitch, no one on here would go you'd think...............err, you'd hope?!

i know of one chick that is going in her R33.

soo doesnt deserve to own that car if she is associating with these sh!t car clubs

[Jack88]

that is all.

[SkyHi_33]

wouldnt want anyone with long hair sitting in the back seats haha.

[Jack88]

haha bit of a hazard that one.

[Jack88]

a little bit about the R34 GTR Z tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Biy2YgzK2Nk

[scandyflick]

must be desperate for an auto 31 to join..

HI TWINK!!

theyve got full sick vl engines, thats the only reason.

[Nightcrawler]

I love Twink's sig

[scandyflick]

brilliant.

[nugzy31]

LOL ACC added me on their myspace page not too long ago..

must be desperate for an auto 31 to join..

whats wrong with auto 31's??? look at SLO-031....last time down the strip ran 11's......hopefully will be back out soon with even more power....or my 31....thats auto...and fun as hell...There are times when i wish it was manual....but having an auto outweighs that

[nugzy31]

also...my mate blew the head gasket on his sr20 powered 1600 the other day......first time he's opened the engine....bought it second hand nearly 6 years ago...and the cars done fast laps at mallala, phillip island, queensland raceway...collingrove..and run low 11 quaters....not bad for a red top sr20 i reckon

[JMW]

that is all.

Nothing quite like the sound of a positive displacement super charger on a big block

[Krishy]

So Andrew do you reackon your PRIUS will make it from interstate???

[Boof R33]

anyone know of a plastic welder in sa?

[Krishy]

this has to be one of the funniest ways to explain how something works:

GTST

R&R = Rich and Retard (kinda like Paris Hilton but with less skank)

the standard R33 ECU will modify the air:fuel mixture by making it run rich and retard the timing when it senses something outside it's expected parameters.

quick lesson.

air goes in through the air filter, goes past the AFM (air Flow Meter) which sends a message to the ECU saying "Hey bro.. there is 12 air habibs coming your way"

ECU goes "No worries bro.. I'll douse them with 2 bits of fuel and burn the f**kers"

the air (habibs) go through the turbo and get all hot and angry like a bunch of lebs that just did 14 sets of bicep curls in a power cage, then through the intercooler to coll off a little, then in to the motor where they think they are entering a hektik nightclub only to be doused in fuel and burnt and spat out the back of the turbo and out the exhaust.

so..

The AFM (lets say is a Kiwi bouncer.. you know.. tough, but can't really count much) can only measure up to a certain number or air.

when you use a boost controller (lets say a hot chick bro), and you turn it up (reduce the length of her skirt and shrink the top), more air gets forced in to the engine (lots of habibs get calls from their cousins and they call go to this place and try to get in).

The AFM can only count so much and realises that there is too much air going in so sends a message to the ECU saying "Bro.. I only counted 15 habibs but I think that another 10 of their cousins snuck in... I'm not sure hey.. I didn't learn to count that many"

ECU goes "f**k you're a stupid coconut c*nt... now I have to deal with these habibs"

So as the habibs make their way through the turbo and intercooler (no doubt stealing stuff along the way), and in to the motor, the ecu douses them with heaps of fuel and makes all the habibs really wet with fuel.. this means that when they are burnt off, they don't burn well and so come out as darker smoke.

Because of his bad mixture (too many habibs in the one club), the ECU also retards the timing (closes the bar for a while) meaning that everything works really badly... all to protect the motor (hektik club) until the AFM (bouncer) gets his shit together and counts properly.

all this means that your car will jerk as if it's hitting some sort of cut or has a fault..

but it's just your car's way of telling you there are too many habibs.

How do you fix this?

Cheapest = A signal bender of some sort (Apexi SAFC is probably the cheapest)

this is a device which teaches the AFM how to lie to the ECU.

You turn up the boost, and 30 habibs arrive and run through the entry door..

AFM goes to the ECU "Hey bro.. I've just sent through 18 business men hey.."

Ecu goes "thanks mate. I'll give them the fuel needed"

this means that you get a leaner mixture and it all makes more power.

a better choice? after market computer.. there are lots to chose from.. do a search.

the after market computer (replacement for the ECU) is fully programmable and so can adjust timing too.. it can also mean that the coconut at the door doesn't have to lie, but instead, it is send on a few special classes and is taught how to count..

Hope this helps.

[Damo_R34]

f**kING LOL

[kidafa]

Thats awesome

[TALBO]

Fkn LOL!