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Next time you get on a plane flight and the guy next to you is an a-hole or the lady won't keep her kids coralled from kicking your back .... follow the instructions below ....

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger seating next to you ...

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully:

3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;

4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;

5. Access the Internet;

6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;

7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you.

A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her husband's clothes and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked up and said:

'Aww so sowwy...excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud.'

cool pics wayne, shall have to do it again sometime so i can show you how to take that camera off auto. :banana:

Dave - the 2 hunj has got the look mate. Those rims are fantastic, love the ride height too.

cheers bud. the lowness is starting to shit me a little. you know its too low when you exhaust bottoms out and straight away bangs on your floor pan.

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cool pics wayne, shall have to do it again sometime so i can show you how to take that camera off auto. :banana:

Please do Dave,

Im dying to learn how to use the camera to his full potential!

Plastic. Basically pellets get melted down through a machine that turns it into piping.. Comes down the line and your job is to coil it up. Pretty simple.

Might know a thing or two about the plastic industry as well my friend coming from a plastic component manfactor for the auto industry....Started as operator and am currently in engineering and i've done just about everything else inbetween (die setting/team leader/shift supervisor/trouble shooting etc etc) :banana:

Yeah. Wayne's shift got some casuals in the other night. One of em was hell drugged up on something.. looked like Joe Dirt haha

Oh yer i've seen some classics come through work as well...The thing i could never understand is why people would wear opened toe sandle's into a work place? had a few of them in my time...makes you wonder

anyone know the causes of hard to start rb25? its cranks over but takes 5-6 times to slowly get running.. once its running if i turn it off then back on its fine..

its like only once its been sitting for a few hours!?

any ideas?

low fuel pressure ? or crappy fuel. vapour lock maybe

timing, airflow ?

heaps of things

Oh yer i've seen some classics come through work as well...The thing i could never understand is why people would wear opened toe sandle's into a work place? had a few of them in my time...makes you wonder

I work nightshift, and its freezing... I've been tempted to wear my slippers a few times LOL :banana: ...

But decided against it

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