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to the stroker that just pulled up right out the front of the motorbike panelshop in tullamarine in an R32 GTS with personlised plate and done a big wheelie

Your a dick and if you do it again i will throw the heaviest chunk of steel i have here right at your windscreen...i just had the cops come past and pester us about it

have a nice day

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Maybe we need a generic tosser post that can be a sticky.

Would also like to add that the Grade A Cock who rode into my bike on Monday and caused a fair bit of damage will be sought by me. I have his number but he won't answer it. I also have the lens from his prescription glasses which will have a hole drilled in it if he doesnt reply soon. Police after first telling me they will take care of it have now done a u bolt and told me to contact a solictor. Will call up and speak to the original policeman who actually sounded like he knew what he was talking about rather than "ya might want to call a solicitor mate" from the the other one and who wouldnt talk to me about it as the other one had spoken to me first!! GRRR!!!

End of rant about tosser (idiot on a bike not the police BTW before anyone complains).

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hehe alan u nutcase

send him pieces of the lens in the mail as a warning

I would rather put them in his tyres :thumbsup:

He objected to me picking myself up off the floor and calling him a fu**en moron as he was about 40 and felt he has a superior status over me. So to add effect, I called him it again!

Bloke is a punk and if I have to wait there for him, I will.

He ran a cycle give way point and told me "accidents happen" as he picked himself up the floor and was about to cycle away until I prepared to chase after him!

These are custom built radial spoked rims with XT hubs.

Pic of scumbag's damage:

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Maybe we need a generic tosser post that can be a sticky.

Would also like to add that the Grade A Cock who rode into my bike on Monday and caused a fair bit of damage will be sought by me. I have his number but he won't answer it. I also have the lens from his prescription glasses which will have a hole drilled in it if he doesnt reply soon. Police after first telling me they will take care of it have now done a u bolt and told me to contact a solictor. Will call up and speak to the original policeman who actually sounded like he knew what he was talking about rather than "ya might want to call a solicitor mate" from the the other one and who wouldnt talk to me about it as the other one had spoken to me first!! GRRR!!!

End of rant about tosser (idiot on a bike not the police BTW before anyone complains).

Try and modify his lens in some way, maybe put some magnifying glass on it or something. Try and make it so when he puts the lens back in his glasses the sun will then focus directly onto his retna, it will probably burn his retna and make him go blind. You know how you can burn stuff when u get the sun going into the magnifying glass on the right angle.. well like that.

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Bad luck on bike damage there Alan. I feel your pain.

I was on my to work one day and was taken out by a kid on his way to school, of all things, the accident knocked me unconcious and did over $2k damage to my bike. The kid had a scrape on his elbow. his mother shit herself when she heard how much it was going to cost to repair my bike so got legal advice and apparently she was NOT legally responsible for his action (f$#ked if I know how that works) but basically all I could do at the time was to sue the kid and have him pay me damages out of his pocket money (if he has any) for years at 50cents a week! Because it happened on a bike track TAC doesn't care about it! First Rant...

Last night (on my way home from the National launch of the new M3 ah hum! :D) this F$#kwit in a Falcon speeds up to block me from merging from the left lane when I was 3 or 4 car lengths in front of him. Nearly forced me off the road then when I pulled in behind him and sounded my horn he jumped on the breaks so hard I had to avoid hitting him! I was friggin furious. When I drove past him he blows me a kiss.... arghhhhh I was too mad to even think of getting his licence plate! What the hell is wrong with some people!? :w00t: Jealousy?

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