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inark

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inark Grand Master

inark

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PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE help me...

My olds have been living in my house now for almost a year... My dad moved in 3 months after i got married and my wife moved in (first time we lived together) then my mum moved in a few months later... now its time for them both to go!!!! :ermm:

Someone must know of some person who shagged this dude one night who woke up the next morning and puked on some chick who has a cousin who met a mate of yours who once told this joke about an englishman, irishman and a horse who ended up being the mother of the person who tripped over your dead great grandfathers leg in WWII in Berlin who shot some one trying to steal their pig in a farm in Poland who once knew this guy who apparently fathered bill gates who mounted a horse one day that was owned by Prince Phillip whos best friend shagged an apple that went to school with a friend of yours that knows a guy who knows a girl who knows a goat that owns a rental property in the SE Burbs (E.Hills, Rowville general area) between $250-$300 a week....

Theyve been looking for bloody months and they all keep going before the end dates

SURELY

:D

Seriously... for the love of all that porn thats on my hard drive going unwatched which will later be discovered and enjoyed by my own son in the years to come... get them out!

rh1n0 Enthusiast

rh1n0

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What?

Who lives in Rowville these days.. :ermm:

I wish you luck. From the boards I see around during my walk home - a lot of properties are going for sale, but I'll look for you. :D

inark Grand Master

inark

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haha

hmmm... my dad was forced to sell his porsche when i was born cause it was only a 2 seater.

but i'll help look after them when theyre back in nappies... for now i have my own kid to look after! :ermm:

KURAUN Grand Master

KURAUN

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you need to make alot of noise at night and they'll move out real quick..

you know.. bang on the walls, jump on the bed, scream out "yeah baby!!", and just hope they don't realise that Josie isn't at home.. hehe :D

lol i could imagine Ni doing that :ermm:

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ABuSD

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I have no information on rental properties, but your porn intrigues me.

Care to contribute to a Stick sharing program?

Just think of it as "putting money in the bank" for your sons porn collection in the years to come. :P

Mavric Grand Master

Mavric

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Dude u are still alive....

Arrr simple really if u say u have a month to move out no offense but we want more kids they will go :D

The thought of more grand kids could work... weather it a bluff or not worth a shot then u can get back to the porn :)

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