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Ando mate if you can't make it tomorrow nite than the original skank hunter might need to make an appearance :)

Benm....ill leave the "skank hunter" honour to you tonight mate.....i will be putting our refined "skillz" to practice at a mates sisters 21st.....BOOYAKASHA....maybe i can live up to your rep....;)

Have fun dudes, hope all goes well..........

Ando

BTW got a funny for you......maybe off topic but since u guys are out and about tonight i think it may be slightly appropraite....

A middle aged man bought a brand new Nissan Skyline . He took off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kmph,and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair.

"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed.

But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a Police Car behind him, blue lights flashing. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 197 kmph to escape being stopped.

Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for the Police car to catch up with him.

The Policeman pulled in behind the Skyline and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."

The Policeman said, "Have a nice day."

Ando

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HEY GUYS!!!

Awesome cruise!!! sorry bout turning up late and then snobbing you all! :bahaha: was on the phone!! :

Excellent cruise! The drive back from palm beach was awesome!!! hehehehe...and darren...i hope you've got the smell of clutch burning outta your car!!! :uh-huh:

Indeed .. nice cruise, wish I could have been there on the way down but glad I found you all at Pep's .....

I've made a formal report to the police also about the gang of "Taxi Racers" cruising the streets in a wee hours of the morning ... Channel 7 will have a report on these hoons soon :(




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