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flake32

By flake32,
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get a chef knife case and load it with knives,

thats what i got, :D

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ive had people try abuse me before, i just jump out with knives in hand and start yelling shit, looking like a psycho, and they always shit.:)

as for your girl, get her to buy some pepper spray, ive peppered sprayd the inside of a dickhead v8 owner that would not stop giving me shit, can guarantee their car will not be drivable for a couple of hours

I think you have seen Dexter to many times.

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Yea i think this stuff gets out of hand best thing to do is train ur ass off and go learn some martial arts or take some defensive lessons you dont need to be a crazy person to be a good fighter your best weapons are ur fists if you know how to use them. :blush:

u r right mate..i used to do some boxing and this has insired me to get back in to it...thinking tai boxing tho......stayn controlled in a fight takes some getting used to..but thats what training brings out..

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get a chef knife case and load it with knives,

thats what i got, :banana:

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Hahahaha dude omg your the best!

Senario 1. Dude's run up to my car and try n jack me - I flash my tits - they usualy are not sure on wtf to do.

Senario 2. Dude's run up n try and jack me - My number plates are SN1P3R so of course i have fake weapons all throu my car ( remeber autosalon replica 9mil's sitting on my dash ) - simply find one and pull it out - Hopefully they would run, and i would chase, using the butt of the replica to mash there faces with leaving a loverly bloody pulp on the sidewalk.

Senario 3. Dudes run up n try and jack me - Stab them, stab them good!!!

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Hahahaha dude omg your the best!

Senario 1. Dude's run up to my car and try n jack me - I flash my tits - they usualy are not sure on wtf to do.

Senario 2. Dude's run up n try and jack me - My number plates are SN1P3R so of course i have fake weapons all throu my car ( remeber autosalon replica 9mil's sitting on my dash ) - simply find one and pull it out - Hopefully they would run, and i would chase, using the butt of the replica to mash there faces with leaving a loverly bloody pulp on the sidewalk.

Senario 3. Dudes run up n try and jack me - Stab them, stab them good!!!

I hope you get arrested.

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Hahahaha dude omg your the best!

Senario 1. Dude's run up to my car and try n jack me - I flash my tits - they usualy are not sure on wtf to do.

Senario 2. Dude's run up n try and jack me - My number plates are SN1P3R so of course i have fake weapons all throu my car ( remeber autosalon replica 9mil's sitting on my dash ) - simply find one and pull it out - Hopefully they would run, and i would chase, using the butt of the replica to mash there faces with leaving a loverly bloody pulp on the sidewalk.

Senario 3. Dudes run up n try and jack me - Stab them, stab them good!!!

can i pretend to jack you so you can try senario 1 on me... :banana:

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Funny you know, out of all the posts ive read no one said anything about calling the police or mentioning them? Oh wait thats right there out to get us too.....Wheres batman when you need him?

I think if you was getting car jacked, and you called the police, the police would come and yellow you and then have a go and say "thats what you get for driving nice cars....HOON"

but I heard Batman is on holiday..

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I think if you was getting car jacked, and you called the police, the police would come and yellow you and then have a go and say "thats what you get for driving nice cars....HOON"

but I heard Batman is on holiday..

nope - driving the Reventon

thats why we cant see him......

dale - i wouldn't mind if somebody jacked me - id just hand everything over then get payed out by insurance :P

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