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im sick of customers asking for swimming pools i was getting about 20 a day, also people were buying the biggest ones which hold over 16,000 litres and im pretty sure you need a permit to fill up something that big but i bet most people didnt. :ermm:

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your legs make a peeling noise every time you get off the leather seats.

when you go to the beach and your feet sizzle on the sand.

when you fall asleep in the water lying on your back, floating around in the shallow knee height water and wake up in water up to your tummy.....

oh and when your naturally tanned, but you still get phucking burnt!

when you tight ass Indian parents come to you and say

*in an Indian tone*

"son installing the AC in the house was a brilliant idea, fantastic"

hahahahaha

i almost fell of the chair when my mum came up to me and said that

"It's Mind Blasting!"

when thousands of ants thinks its a bloody funny idea to infest your car interior and exterior, forcing you to emtpy half a can of Raid inside your car (leather and woodgrain 'Smelt' nice). now just smells like raid.

dont feel like using the A/C no more, incase i get a ant shower !!!!!

yeah, but its the western suburbs

>_<

Lol harsh.

My power is yet to go out...

The same can't be said for the whole of Crown last night however...Wouldn't want to see the amount of money lost by the Casino alone, not to mention every restaurant and store in there, as well as every Crown car park...

Yeah, a lot of people had to line up to get refunds, as their change was in the pokies when they konked out.

when you find a KOALA having a BATH in a tub of water you left lying around.....

That's awesome... ...and cute... ...and looks so tame...

I've always understood that koalas never drink water because they get all they need out of what they eat...

yeah but they only leave the tree's if there desperate. out of food, then get hit by cars .

this one tooks its chance's and but it aint looking back :)

here's a link to a koala drinkin from a hose due to the heat wave

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=mz6fwDph8wQ ....

when you find a KOALA having a BATH in a tub of water you left lying around.....

Wow that's cool! You must live far away from the city?

That's awesome... ...and cute... ...and looks so tame...

I've always understood that koalas never drink water because they get all they need out of what they eat...

I guess not even eucalyptus leaves have much moisture in them during the heatwave. I'd be friggin hot too if I had an inch of fur covering my whole body and no sweat glands.

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