Jump to content
SAU Community

pm's need nerd help

fatz

By fatz,
in New South Wales

 Share

Recommended Posts

Merli Grand Master

Merli

Posted
Posted

Pete. We can do this.

To solve this inconsistency, we have to be goal-oriented, and results-driven.... Just to make sure we're all on the same page here, lets open a dialog and drill down through your list of goals.

From there, if needed, we can setup sidebar meetings and touch base as often as needed, or on a go forward basis, to ensure we maintain synergistic quality in this project.

Please send me a SCOPE document, outlining the individual milestones for this project and a list of deliverables for each milestone.

YOU, are my point of contact.

BTW, we charge $480/hour to throw big words at you, that we made up during a brainstorm session.

B-Man Grand Master

B-Man

Posted
Posted

Fatz - your a poof !

Call me for pickup details.

PS - I 'speculate' that a 'Gannt chart' and 'Pert Chart' are in order to 'fully qualify' the 'Value Proposition' put forward my Merli 'et al'.

Further, the 'stakeholders' who are 'funding' the aformentioned 'deliverable milestones' are subject to the 'terms and conditions' outlined in the 'Project Plan' of last week.

Meanwhile, the 'business case' will be put forward to the 'steering comittee' , who will deliberate the 'pro's and cons' of the 'expected outcome' thus arriving at a unanimous and joint decision to hold another meeting to decide the 'outcome of the proposal'.

The 'Steering comittee' may experience 'push back' from the various 'perfom groups'' who have been 'engaged to deliver' the outlined 'pieces of work' in order to 'mitigate the risks and issues' associated with eliminating the 'critical path milestones'.

The comunications plan will be presented to the customer so that 'buy in' is obtained so we can 'move forward' in a 'team environment' to 'deliver' the desired objectives.

'thanks in advance'

PS - Fats is a poof !

red900ss Grand Master

red900ss

Posted
Posted

Stop it Merli and B-Man you are scaring me. That cr@p should only be used behind closed doors by people called Brent in italian linen suits drinking half-double decaf lattes.

Go back 2 t3h l337 sp33|< at once! :uh-huh:

p3t3 luvs it g33k styl :shake:

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share
Go to topic listing


  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • MBS206
      NC MX5

      By MBS206 · Posted

      Nah, they'll do it without a receipt, tell em roughly when it was, that it was cash, youll likely only get store credit, but that gets you some dollars towards the newer better shovel, or other item you need/want later.   Still take it back and have a crack at returning it.
    • GTSBoy
      Mistakes were made, my R34 Story

      By GTSBoy · Posted

      Nah. Was just wondering if you were having a small stroke or if there was some slur/gaf/inside joke that I wasn't aware of.
    • MBS206
      Mistakes were made, my R34 Story

      By MBS206 · Posted

      That was a fark up, it's Salamanca Place I was thinking of. And now I'm curious as to what potential slur/gaf I have caused with Salamander Road, ha ha!
    • Kinkstaah
      Mistakes were made, my R34 Story

      By Kinkstaah · Posted

      Actually everyone on the roads was really well behaved. The only person that did any minor tailgating was a local hoon in a Turbo Focus. Unfortunately we weren't going the same way so there was no grand initial D touge battle. Lots of people pulled over and let me through. The amount of "Hey man nice car, omg skyline, nice 34 man woo" was suprising. Like really suprising. Like almost annoying. My partner was obviously surprised, she'd never seen anyone in the real world point out the car/like the car/want to chat about the car before, so to have like 3 people per day mention it was notable, I could finally say SEE? SOMEONE THINKS THEY'RE COOL. Everyone was also pretty suprised about the weather. Every day was dry and about ~13-14C. Mount Wellington had a sign that said they close the gates at 9pm and I was heading up there at about ~7:30. It was VERY apparent that conditions were getting significantly worse by the minute on the way up and down. The road on the mountain was terrible though, it's no driving road. I have various suspension related questions now. Luckily it was only about 20 minutes from where we were staying to the top of the mountain as said Google maps. We only had the 2 nights in Hobart. We went to the Farm Gate Market though which was really good - And went down to the Hastings Thermal springs/caves down there during the day. I'd definitely be up for going back again, so luckily there's a few more sights yet to see. Didn't get to do the west coast/queenstown/cradle mountain so this was supposed to be a 'scouting' trip anyway of sorts if I were to one day do/take part in/organize a more car-focused trip. As for the boat, it wasn't bad. Well it was bad, but not in the way you're thinking. We did the night trip which leaves at 6:45 (though you have to be there ~2 hours earlier) and arrives the next morning at about 6am. There is nothing to do on the ship. If you plan accordingly and bring a book/tablet/show to watch/charger you can just chill out, take some Travacalm and just sleep through it. The food there is an extremely basic buffet that costs $32 a plate, or $14 for a $3 pizza. The way back we had a travel kettle and a few different types of cup noodles and made our own tea/coffee in the room. This was a far superior way to do it. At the very least book one of the rooms with beds. I guess as we were in the off season we didn't have room mates. You get an option for rooms with 4 beds (2x bunks) or a room with just the two bottom beds. There's also some option for a deluxe queen bed but it's much pricer. We've been on sleeper trains in Asia before so we figured this is similar (and it was)
    • GTSBoy
      Mistakes were made, my R34 Story

      By GTSBoy · Posted

      Was that deliberate?
×
×
  • Create New...