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had some guy and his girlfriend walk upto my car at ampol servo near my house.. was just getting food .. not fuel!! :D

he walks up, and initially is impressed about it.. considering i had 3 girls in my car.. (go skyline you pimp!) and im only 18.

His girlfriend cant get enough of it, shes all over it, asking me things about this and that and can i get in etc etc

Guy starts to change attitude, asks me to pop the bonnet. Straight away says

"****ing 4 cylinder jap crap", me and the girls where like huh?

i prompty said "mate its got six cylinders" he replies with "what kinda shit 6cylinder is 2.5liter -(reads rocker cover)" ?

I say "Man sheer displacement is a thing of the past, compared to a descent turbo its just silly to go buy a fuel guzzling 5 litre that has the same power as a 4 cylinder turbo. Displacement was the power when you were young, now im young and its turbo."

He laughs and says " If i hadnt had a few drinks ide race you for pink slips, got me a 351 chevy or something like that .. etc"

He then progresses to compare everything on my car to his "9 Second street legal dragster"

Him "How much where your tyres?"

Me "Came with the car, about $250 i think"

Him "Mine are $1200 each, slicks" (ok im starting to think this aint street legal, and ultimately doesnt exist)

Comparing goes on for awhile to which in the meantime his girlfriend is playing around with my sony headdeck :D

Comes back out and says lets go,

walks of storming

i drive off flying ;)

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some drunk dude: is that a silvia

his gf hits him

drunk dude: yea thats a silvia hey?

me: um.. last time i checked..

drunk dude: do a skid!

you wont belive how many times i get told to do a skid.. im so sick of it.. its got stock rims, a bit lowered and raised bonnet.. and a rather loud exhaust.. and ppl still yell out do a skid bro. - it looks like a crappy 1.8 silvia..

but thats one more thing.. whats wrong with your bonnet? is your bonnet shut? OH DUDE... QUICK YOUR BONNET IS UP!!!! those are the funniest! (its got spacers to let hot air out)

haha gotta love it

i love the whole 'mysterious' / 'amazed' / 'envied' / 'Jeolous' etc reactions that come with being out in public in a skyline etc

im only 18 and own one of the best GTSt's around, thanks to alot of hard work and strong desire to have a car that is uniquely mine,

I was hammered with "buy a shitbox first so if you crash it.. etc etc"

But i came to the conclusion that if i buy a shitbox.. thats exacly how ill treat it.. like shyt

I wanted to buy something i respect, love and admire as my car.

I got that, and look after it better than i do myself hehe

Its something that comes with the car, cos i havent met one person with a skyline that isnt the same

Best ever: (AND MOST ANNOYING!!!

Coming from a very differnet range of people on very regualr occasions... I am sure you all heard it before. I guy/girl come running up to you after you park at maccas or what ever... "Um excuse me your car is still running" I explain.... then i get

"Whats a turbo timer" "WHats a turbo" " What does the turbo do?" "How fast can ytour car go?"

I mean hello! Turbos and turbo timers have been out for yonks!

I was at the intersection of South Tce and Pultney St and had a Dunnydore next to me. This 'wobblie' was walking across the lights and as he passed the front of my 33 he shouted " On your marks, get set GO!"...Yer back to Glenside with ya!

"Whats a turbo timer" "WHats a turbo" " What does the turbo do?" "How fast can ytour car go?"

I mean hello! Turbos and turbo timers have been out for yonks!

Haha, that reminds me when I was in primary school in the 70's. There were a couple of kids in my year (wouldn't call them friends) who used to draw "rally cars" with "turbos" in them. Everyone kept talking about turbos and stuff, until one day I got curious and asked what a turbo was because they'd write "TURBO" on the car but I couldn't see anything different to normal on it.

The guys who "knew" what a turbo was looked at each other and pissed themselves laughing, saying as if I wouldn't know what a turbo is. I got a bit embarrassed, and said "Well how would I know what one is if no one ever told me what it was before? Did you know what it was before anyone told you?" One of the guys said "Yeah, I did!" At this point I realised that he was something of a mental giant.

So I said "Ok then, so what's a turbo?" and the guys kept looking at each other and laughing, then one guy said "You tell him" to the other one. So the second guy said "Ok look. You'll be driving the car along right, then all of a sudden it will go a lot faster." doing moving motions with his hands as if it was the car.

I said "Ok that might be what it does, but what is it?" "I just told you, are you ****ing stupid!?" was the reply.

At this point I did not only not feel embarrassed, but felt a hell of a lot smarter than these idiots, even if I still didn't know what a turbo was. I found out what a turbo was some time later, and after that I occasionally said to one of them "So, do you know what a turbo is yet?" and never got an answer. I presume he knows what one is now, maybe :D

A few months ago I gave my wife the keys to a new Z4 and told her to take it for a spin. She disappeared for 2 hours. When she came back she told me about a man who was crossing the road at a set of lights where she was stopped. The guy stopped right in front of the car and just stared at it with his mouth open. It seemed like forever and he didn't move until the lights changed and people started honking their horns. My wife was scared shitless and locked the doors.

the funniest story i heard was from a friend who has a silvia ... he used to work in this factory and it was full of bogans ... u know aussies who don't know better ... anyways he got told one day from one of his workmates ... that his friend saw some guy leaving a pretty nice car and that the engine was still on after he had left the car ... and he said that he was going to go steal it LOL ... then my friend said to him its a turbo car ... and he was like wtf is a turbo?? hahaha

he lives in Kashyyyk you southpark loving freak... now get back under your rock...

i don't think ppl would understand this post nor the one above unless they know about the Chewbacca Defense...

Bros got a full veilside silver gtst with gold mags,

2 guys on pathway. stoped at lights, 1st guy hey man is that a skyline..

us:yer

2nd guy see i told you..

1st guy wow sweet car man,

lol its got skyline written on the back :S

we were stoped at another set of lights,

these japanese tourists were walking across the crossing,

they seen us.. their like ohh look skyrine ahh skyrine gtst hai, haha they were jugeling their camras and trying to get them out and take photo ;) it was funny, we gave em thumbs up (Y) :)

they proberly though they were at home...

lol they were probably takin pics so when they went back home they could show their son where the car he learnt to drift had ended up ;) j/k

HAHAHAHA ROFL

So true,

we found out it was used for drift racing in japan before it got imported :)

it handles awsome round bends at 100kph :)

(well drifts ;))

Its got bilstien on front and koni on back lol :D

really light mags

wouldnt be surprised lol.. jap guy (oh look my car in australia, when young i thrash and drift hai! :D )

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