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Ok so as the title of the thread states, this is all about my new buddy from Africa that has selected ME to be his international mule for depositing 10.5 million US dollars into my account! WOW I'm so excited! hahahahaha

Anyway, I normally delete this shit but this time I thought i'd play a little game with him. Here's the email from him and my reply I have sent. I will see what he does next and go from there, but if anyone has any ideas of how we can get this guy to look like the biggest tool in the world let me know!.... Getting him to provide pictures of him doing things is where I think I am going with this :D

Madawi Atassi wrote:

> FROM MR MADAWI ATASSI

> BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,

> BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) OUAGADOUGOU,

> BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA.

> RE-TRANSFER OF ($10.500.000.00 USD)

> (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS)

>

> Dear,

>

>

>

> Transfer to overseas ($ 10.500.000.00 USD) Ten million Five hundred thousand United States Dollars) from the Bank of Africa, I want to ask you to quietly look for a reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this funds quietly.

>

> I am MR MADAWI ATASSI, the accountant personal confidant to Dr. Ravindra F. Shah who died together with his wife Dr.Mrs. Manjula Parikh-Shah in a plane crash on the 1st Oct. 2003 on their way to attend wedding in Boston.

>

> Mr. Rainer F. Shah, is an American, a physician and industrialist, he died without having any beneficiary to his assets including his account here in Burkina Faso which he opened in a Bank of Africa in the year 2000 as his personal savings for the purpose of expansion and development of his company before his untimely death in 2003.

>

> The amount involved is (USD 10.500,000.00)Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand USD, no other person knows about this account, I am contacting you for us to transfer this funds to your account as the beneficiary, I want tofirsttransfer$1,500.000.00( One million five hundred thousand USD) from this money into a safeaccountabroad, after which we will transfer the remaining (9M) but I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money can not be approved to a local person here, without valid international foreign passport, but can only be approved to any foreigner with valid international passport or drivers license and foreign a/c because the money is in US Dollars and the former owner of the a/c Mr.Ravindra F. Shah is a foreigner too, and as such the money can only be approved into a foreign a/c.However, I am revealing this to you with believe in ALLAH that you will never let me down in this business, you are the first and the only per son that I am contacting for this business, so please reply urgently so that I will inform you the next step to take urgently.

>

> Send also your private telephone and fax number including the full details of the account to be used for the deposit. I need your full co-operation to make this work fine. Because the management is ready to approve this payment to any foreigner who has correct information of this account, which I will give to you, upou your positive response and once I am convinced that you are capable and will meet up with instruction of a key bank official who is deeply involved with me in this business.

>

> At the conclusion of this business, you will be given 40% of the total amount, 50% will be for me, while 10% will be for expenses both parties might have incurred during the process of transferring. I look forward to your earliest reply. [email protected]

>

> Sincerely,

> MADAWI ATASSI

> BANK OF AFRICA

>

>

[i replied]

Hello Mr Madawi Atassi,

I am quite pleased that you have selected ME to be your foreigner to deposit this money into my account however I am a little perplexed, at the start of your email you said you would deposit 1.5 million USD into my account and then follow that up with the remaining 9 million, then at the end of the email you say I will only be getting 40% of that by my calculations that is only 4.2 million USD and I seriously doubt that the expenses will be 1.5 million dollars! but fair enough, you are the expert.

Can you also send me a photo of you at your bank with your name plate and something that shows the date of the photo so that I can confirm that this is a real email. I have answered an email from a bank overseas before and set up the account and lost quite a bit of money after it was all done. It turns out this guy wasn't from a bank at all! Can you believe the nerve of some people! I require the item showing the date so that I know you have not got an old photo of when you used to work at the bank and also require the name plate so that I can confirm it's actually you. Also I would like to see a photo of the bank with it's name showing so that I can confirm that you are from a real bank and not a made up one.

Once I get all of this we can start the ball rolling. I don't think it's too much to ask considering the amount of work I will need to do.

Thankyou once again for selecting me out of all the millions of people around the world, I feel quite excited!

Ali Bo

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I think you played him far to hard in your first email.

You've gotta act more stupid to hook the fish ;)

Well he obviously gets his kawk out doesn't he? :cheers:

well played sir... well played

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I think you played him far to hard in your first email.

You've gotta act more stupid to hook the fish ;)

Well he obviously gets his kawk out doesn't he? :cheers:

You think.... we will see, If I scared him off he aint that desperate but there will be more no doubt.

Oh and if he asks for a pic of me nekkid i'll send him this

nekkid-fat-man-squat.JPG

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN MUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

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hahaha man since i put car for sale on carsales/any other advertising site. the amount of bs emails i get from [email protected] n shit.. so funny i replied too all these different ones its hilarious so far ive spoken to 3 marine biologists/analysis who are from china/taiwan and the latest one the pacific coast, 1 doctor and one i got earlier before from a housewife who wants to offer me 3 times the amount of my car!!! what a bargain.!! i played around with first 2 then got bored and instantly just trolled the other ones lol.. so many times i wanted to scam them and send them like a hot wheels car but cbf too much effort lol.

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you may find by just replying you are giving information away

the script will be looking at the grammer, content, word, para-phrases etc and categorising all of these

it is likely to do this to 100's of 1000's of people to essentially 'fingerprint' human style respones

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hahaha ye i got one of these stupid emails today too:

You are a winner in the ongoing UK-National lottery promo. you have been approved to be paid the total sum of One million pounds. For more information, Kindly contact Barr terry woodgate on this email below: [email protected] Full Name, / Contact, / Address, / Tel, / Country. Contact him, with your, Serial No:S/N-472-9768-79.

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I got an sms the other night saying I've won $100,000

the originating number is +2348091886011, and would you believe +234 is the IDD code for Nigeria? hehe

basically asked me to sms back with my email address... so i replied, "sure, my email is go@f**kyourself.com" :D

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