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OMG! you would think i would learn the first time ..

Today i was strolling home in the skyline, not wearing a seatbelt as i wastoo busy trying to hold my supa-size coke, when around the croner come one of the heat cars.I freak and reach for my seatbelt .. but i knew it was too late.. so i just looked at him and took a sip from my supa size coke.

VERY LUCKY .. he just kept driving by.

Then, tonight coming up to yatla they had a camera hidden on the side of the road, i was doin 130 - 140 .. when a car 2 cars infront gets clocked, and i was VERY LUCKY i saw the flash

Finally on the way home, i decided to take the backstreets and i come up to this rondabout and i couldnt help it, so i drifted around it twice, tyres screeching blow off valve Pshing .. and smoke hazing from the tyres..

I pull out and around the corner about to plant my foor away from the scene of the crime, and what do i see.. 2 police cars on the side of the road.

LUCKY for me both of the coopers where outta the car and appeard to have priorities

OMG! you would think i would learn the first time ..

Today i was strolling home in the skyline, not wearing a seatbelt as i wastoo busy trying to hold my supa-size coke, when around the croner come one of the heat cars.I freak and reach for my seatbelt .. but i knew it was too late.. so i just looked at him and took a sip from my supa size coke.

VERY LUCKY .. he just kept driving by.

Then, tonight coming up to yatla they had a camera hidden on the side of the road, i was doin 130 - 140 .. when a car 2 cars infront gets clocked, and i was VERY LUCKY i saw the flash

Finally on the way home, i decided to take the backstreets and i come up to this rondabout and i couldnt help it, so i drifted around it twice, tyres screeching blow off valve Pshing .. and smoke hazing from the tyres..

I pull out and around the corner about to plant my foor away from the scene of the crime, and what do i see.. 2 police cars on the side of the road.

LUCKY for me both of the coopers where outta the car and appeard to have priorities

You do realise that not only would have got booked without a seat belt on (which is ****en stupid in itself) that you also would have been booked for drinking whilst driving. A new law was passed a while ago saying that you aren't allowed to drink or eat food whilst driving...

Do you want us to give you a badge now? Cause your soo cool?

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