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So"..." OP is a winger and may or may not be 12 yrs old, some biatch likes to eat burgers whilst driving " possibly with kids" so fries, coke and a toy may be in the mix, and, cowboys like to argue with the childrens of SAU.

Me, I'm just your average troll on a bear hunt.

LOL, Veilside.

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wow. don't come in here for 2 years and this is the sh1t that's left.

Everyone, grab a coke and a smile.

OP - please spell complete words, use grammar and punctuation; would a line break kill you? FFS who can be bothered reading the drivel you've written.

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Cheeseburgers ain't what they used to be. Also, do you still have to unwrap them? They don't come in a box like the bigger burgers do? Cause that could completely change things...

do you still have to unwrap them? They don't come in a box like the bigger burgers do?

I wouldn't know I normally splurge on a double cheeseburger on QP

I also make a point of never eating in my car. Especially Macas, have you ever eaten Macas in your car then closed the door for the night? Upon opening the door the next day your greeted with the smell that can only be explained as a dead fart

Cheeseburgers are still wrapped.

And I eat Maccas in my car all the time, because I'm a fat kent and that's how I roll

I've put on 20kg in the last 6 months so I must be some form of fat kunt but I can wait till I get home for the sake of my car not Smelling like ass

wow. don't come in here for 2 years and this is the sh1t that's left.

Everyone, grab a coke and a smile.

OP - please spell complete words, use grammar and punctuation; would a line break kill you? FFS who can be bothered reading the drivel you've written.

like i said i was using my smart phone before cant you just try to grow some brains and read it? for f**k sake are you my english teacher??

So"..." OP is a winger and may or may not be 12 yrs old, some biatch likes to eat burgers whilst driving " possibly with kids" so fries, coke and a toy may be in the mix, and, cowboys like to argue with the childrens of SAU.

Me, I'm just your average troll on a bear hunt.

LOL, Veilside.

no one ask you about your life story so why bother telling us!!!....FFS people dz days cant get over themselves!!

Lots of forums have car fail threads that why they are taking pics of your car

assuming is always not a good thing ...i bet you my car is way better looking than your face who looks like your stockish white r33...:]

Great comeback,

I haven't owned that r33 for a year

And it's clearly wasnt stock

You could look like a male model and people would still laugh when they see you coming in your skyline,

what is the deal with that gts badge and the little gaypride sticker above it?

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