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Hey guys,

hope no one gets offended or anything, but i tried to post this on SDU 2 weeks ago and it was deleted for reasons i have no idea! I even stated that no speed limits were broken........

This is about how it went:

"A new monaro kill"

I was heading into town on a sunday morning on a single lane highway. And i see this black commodore coming up fast behind me, and starts tail gating me bad. He overtakes on a corner (dickhead) and flies past. The lanes come into double lanes and i come up beside him. We then get into town where it is 60. I wind my window down and so did he. There were 2 guys that looked all of 16, and from the "fully sick" religion.

He goes "nice rice burner mate, betchya its pretty slow!!"

So i said "does your mum know youre driving her car??"

Then the passenger and driver go apeshit and start yelling at me and calling me all kinds of obscenities and swerving at me too. 8O 8O

We then exit town (where it goes back up to 100)

We come to a big round about (still double lanes) and theres nothing but straight flat road ahead. So as we exit the roundabout we both nail it. Straight away im in front. Start of third and im about 1 car length. End of third about 3. Then i slowed quick as cars were up ahead.

He then slowed right down and would not come up next to me. :lol: :lol:

Then i turned off a bit later. And thats it.

I dunno why this was deleted on SDU.....

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Hey Ethan your car is certainly maturing isnt it?

Remember the problem with the airflow metre?[/quote:757c43f146]

Hey mate, i sure have!!!! :):)

Yeah mate i still remember that AFM prob, god that was horrible. I remember i went out cruising one time when i had that prob and a V6 commodore beat me, and i felt SOOOOO bad.

But yeah ive got it going good and a few mods, hopefully some more to come to :wink:

hehehehe Munro suckx again eh? I had a drag with one the other week, my story was also removed from SDU - maybe their "sponsors" are actually Holden Dealerships - anyway I was on my way to get a slow leak fixed when the wank from a local car yard - who knows my car is n/a - pulls up and starts revving at the lights.

He thought it would be nice to show off as he had a customer in the car for a test drive. I wasn't going to launch so I just ingnored him but he just kept revving so I waited til the very and of the orange light for the other traffic and did the 'ol 3-2-1 count in my head for the green.

As soon as the other traffic had red I stomped the loud-pedal which gave him a startle as he looked to see how big my muffler was and he missed the green, I popped the clutch and flew off the line and it wasn't until the end of third he had started to catch up but by that stage I was turning into the tyre place and his passenger was pissing himself laughing.

That afternoon I went into the dealership to have a look at 'ol Munro and they asked me to leave and not park out the front of their yard again 8)

lol Squizz, glad the passenger was pissing himself.

quote "That afternoon I went into the dealership to have a look at 'ol Munro and they asked me to leave and not park out the front of their yard again"

Do you get that often? :)

they would of been deleted as "kill" stories are seen to promote street racing which isn't all that safe or legal. you can see how some sponsers of clubs would be offended by that.

but anyways way to go guys, i got 2 monaros to the 'lines name, one rolling on the freeway both dropped back a gear and went, the joys of 3 am got to speed limiter afew car lengths ahead of him then it kicked in and he went by, but i got him it kicked in.

other was from the ligths like squizzes

  • 2 years later...

well my old car nor my new car has ever been beaten by a v8, but my new one was only on d road for 2-3 months and been sitting around doing nothing for the other 3 :(. and my old car was a lil faster, had a rb20 with a ballbearing garret turbo @ 12psi, bigger injectors, fuel pump, 4" exhaust and brass button clutch not sure what it ran cause i never dyno'd or ran down the quarter but im guessing would have been a flat 13 or some shit? because i beat a stock r32 gtr down parra road (was silver and early-mid last year), if the guys on here was ma old white r32 :) woo woo

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