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last night i was behind an old POS holden ute with big fcuk off bull bar and stupid country music and adam brand stickers covering the rear of the car and the window.

The guy was reving it at the lights and then as they went green dad and i hear it click it drive and dad goes its a f**kin auto and pisses himself laughing

couldn't be arsed reading this whole thread so these might have been mentioned...

- People driving with their rear fog lights on (looks especially shit on hyundais cause they only have one)

- The silver stickers that flash green, red, blue, etc in the sun. usually on the back windscreens on fully sick holdens. reminds me of the sh1t i used to cover my books when i was in primary school. plus you cant even read them.

- Fully sick cars (usually imports) with custom kit and paint, but has ugly little 16s that dont fill out the flared gaurds.

I'll probably get flamed for this one but... I hate fu(kin 4WDs!!!

especially with women driving...

especially driving the kids to school tailgating me and flying around the place like professional go kart drivers in a car that weighs 2 tonne, with 5 kids, 3 dogs, whilst talking on the phone...

Oh and especially X5's, Range Rovers... in fact any stupidly large, luxo 4WD that you can't fu(kin see past!!!

I think 4WDs are safer than regular cars because I sit up higher and I can see whats going on around me

Yeah but nobody else can see anything cos your stupid living room on wheels blocks everyones view!!!

sorry I think I should go have a lie down...

I'll probably get flamed for this one but... I hate fu(kin 4WDs!!!  

especially with women driving...

especially driving the kids to school tailgating me and flying around the place like professional go kart drivers in a car that weighs 2 tonne, with 5 kids, 3 dogs, whilst talking on the phone...

Oh and especially X5's, Range Rovers... in fact any stupidly large, luxo 4WD that you can't fu(kin see past!!!

I think 4WDs are safer than regular cars because I sit up higher and I can see whats going on around me

Yeah but nobody else can see anything cos your stupid living room on wheels blocks everyones view!!!

sorry I think I should go have a lie down...

nah actually ur spot on

nuthin worse than a toorak tractor

nah actually ur spot on

nuthin worse than a toorak tractor

they are known as toorak taxis also!!

I ***in hate em also cause the woman driving em could even park a mini, but they try to park their 4wd's in a spot a mini couldnt even fit and block all the traffic while they move in and out 10 million times!!

Well i see the clear taillights, chromes and stupid numberplates are among the hate pets. How about this: Brand spanking new Ford F250 Single cab, clear taillights, HUUUUGE chromes and numberplate 'BLINGN'. I pissed myself...

Well i see the clear taillights, chromes and stupid numberplates are among the hate pets. How about this: Brand spanking new Ford F250 Single cab, clear taillights, HUUUUGE chromes and numberplate 'BLINGN'. I pissed myself...

if i had heaps of cash i would probably do something like this. but i would stop at lowering it and huge wheels. No clear tail lights or stupid plates for me.

all you 4wd haters wont like my plan for my next car: ford bronco jacked up about 6 inches with minimum 34inch tyres!

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I HATE co(k smokers in NA Supra's with big body kits buzzing me in the Daewoo. They think that their straight from the Fast and the Fu(k tards not to mention the girl in the passenger seat with that "Oh you wish you were in here with me" look GRRRRRR I wish I was driving the 34 some times!

Also HATE stock lancers with kits and stickers down the side. I walked up to a girls lancer at Mc Donalds on the way to Geelong on Sunday night and asked if I could have a look ander the bonnet and what "Endless" "Apexi" and "Volk" were, she had NFI not to mention they were $2 chromies!

Ahhhhhh I feel better now :(

but it doesnt matter that the chicks are dumb as long as they look good in a short skirt!

but yeah it gives me the shits when dudes buy lancers or excels and think they are the sh!t and they have the hugest wings on them.. its like dude excels arnt fast, do u really think u can win?

they are known as toorak taxis also!!

I ***in hate em also cause the woman driving em could even park a mini, but they try to park their 4wd's in a spot a mini couldnt even fit and block all the traffic while they move in and out 10 million times!!

lol I cant talk anymore, theres a brand new toorak tractor in my driveway now :(

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