skylinesandman Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Um....yeah...the posts on this thread confirmed it to me...skyline drivers are wankers. Tsk tsk. You feel good racing your skyline and 'smoking' commodores and camrys? Wow. Hope you never end up in a 35. They should have made it even more expensive just to make sure the f**k tards don't own one. it is confirmed pal you are a douche bag if ya not goin to drive a skyline to the potential it was intended to be driven ya should sell it to someone the deserves it and go buy something else like maybe an excell or a kia Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5898587 Share on other sites More sharing options...
waxracing Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 (edited) I HAVE SO MANY!! (At School) Classmate: You have a Skyline, right? Me: Yup, you have a car yet? Classmate: Nah, but my sister has a R33 GTR Friend (Has a TT Supra): Is your sister hot? Classmate: GTFO!, Shes gonna give it to me for my birthday Me: Mad! Cruise one day? Classmate:No Far King Way! I'm gonna sell it! Me: why? Classmate: Skylines are for Hard Kunce!!! Me: ORLLY?! So what you wanna get? Friend: Get a Supra JZ POOWWAAHH Classmate: S2000 re, Supras are SLOOOWW!!! Friend: fag. (After parent-teacher interviews, next day at school in VCE English Language Class) Teacher: Your mother tells me you have a car, its a Skyline right? Me: Yes sir, it's a work in progress at the moment though Teacher: Does it dose? Me: Huh?! (Really Shocked tbh) Teacher: Do you dose it up bro..ssssuuu tu tu tu! (attempts sound of compressor surge) Me: *face palm* (Talking to mates in homeroom) Mate: thinking of getting an atmo bov for my evo 5 Me: Careful buddy, they are cop magnets Mate 2: (Has a VL) Don't you have one on your Skyline? Me: Yeah but its not installed yet, looking for a recirc adaptor Teacher: *interupts* You boys are the fast and furious bunch aeeeyy? You kids and your Skylines, making ya dophin noises at traffic lights Me, Mate, Mate 2: *FACE PALM* wow. Thats quite a read Im actually a school teacher, I see/hear this all the time. Talking tuff while driving there mums daewoo Edited July 5, 2011 by waxracing Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5898717 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAD R33 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 haha I think he was maybe upset cause he tasted the sweet black dust from my exhaust I hate old people they are so unwilling to accept change. i say that all the time i hate old people they should not be on the road but one day it came 2 my head we all get old and we would not like it when we get old and tell us to get off the road but some old people are so mean and think all us import owners think we are so mean and bad driver but some old people are oh ok and nice haha LOL :-) Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5898748 Share on other sites More sharing options...
subz Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5898850 Share on other sites More sharing options...
interfooler Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 ^ LOL Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5899846 Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDMKiD__/ⓞⓞ-33 Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 nice, i stay every week or so in my grandparent's bungalo at westside thomo near the iga and 7 11 on the corner of main st / edgars rd my skyline stays in roxy tho. which part of thomo u from? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5900564 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohsen Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 Lol f**k off I used to live down near Vic drive. Now further up on kingsway Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5900652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mohsen Posted July 6, 2011 Share Posted July 6, 2011 it is confirmed pal you are a douche bag if ya not goin to drive a skyline to the potential it was intended to be driven ya should sell it to someone the deserves it and go buy something else like maybe an excell or a kia Go race on a track then. Just because he doesn't smoke dream boats on the street, he's a douchebag? Wow. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5900655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
R30forasong Posted July 7, 2011 Share Posted July 7, 2011 So many times i've heard that Skylines "Are way too common. Like commodores". True in a sense, in that the number of R33s has exploded, but as for R32s... ? forget all that mate. MR30s bahahahaha Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5901882 Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny-R34GTT Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 i know some people who call skylines guylines Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5906614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 friend drives an integra type s and called my car a shitline Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5906637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiracer Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 (edited) "only milk and orange juice come in 2 litres" love that old sticker. thats ok only cheap wine comes in 5 ^sounds like a good friend Edited July 10, 2011 by boiracer Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5906668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
045HOW Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 "4 door skylines are only in the country because they ran out of 2 doors to export from Japan so they are fobbing off these 4 doors trying to say they are good for drift when they certainly are not" What some idiot said to me about 4 door skylines. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5906689 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Kermit Posted July 10, 2011 Share Posted July 10, 2011 Go race on a track then. Just because he doesn't smoke dream boats on the street, he's a douchebag? Wow. f**kin oath. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5906722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobba Posted July 11, 2011 Share Posted July 11, 2011 The most common occurrence for me is shitty 5 litre commodore's revving their nuts off next to me at the lights and looking all smug. Running 1 bar I just can't help myself, I give them the biggest hiding and then I slow down and blow huge raspberries at them. They go wildly insane like apes in a cage. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5908976 Share on other sites More sharing options...
KT_87 Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 (edited) speaking of busted 5L's couple of months ago i had some P plater pull up beside me in a rusted POS vn commo with the 3.8L 6 then proceeded to tell me to buy a real car that he could beat me safe to say my R32 GTR did to him what Gibsons GTR's Did to HRT at the time lol Edited July 12, 2011 by KT_87 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5909033 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cannabiscorpse Posted July 12, 2011 Share Posted July 12, 2011 lol. I have to admit, back in the day i had a vt 5l and all the skyline boys used to go out of their way to drag me at the lights. It goes both ways. I used to get it handed to me pretty regularly though haha. The biggest highlight was when this knob in a 33 gtst pulled into a left hand turn lane on the 2 lane highway to drag me at the lights. He was revving at me etc, even with another bloke in between us. Lights went green and i got a good launch, while he proceeded to go sideways in a cloud of smoke due to the small amount of gravel in his lane and nearly clean up the car in between us haha. He still struggled to get traction in second, all the while getting handed a beating by a commodore. By the time i saw him start to get traction, i hit the brakes and taunted him like he got smoked. So much fun on my behalf, a lot of frustration on his! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5909321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleeperdatto Posted July 16, 2011 Share Posted July 16, 2011 not a skyline but it is really funny please note this isreported to be a setup and the guy was talking bs for lols dchil15 Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5917100 Share on other sites More sharing options...
045HOW Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 not a skyline but it is really funny please note this isreported to be a setup and the guy was talking bs for lols dchil15 reported? he called it a mitsubishi and said it had a twin turbo quad carby chev small block running 3000hp. hes a troll,you're a troll and your post is completely invalid in this thread. OT:someone thought all V35 skylines are just american made G35s rebadged for australia and japan. LOL Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5917442 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvia GTR Posted July 17, 2011 Share Posted July 17, 2011 (edited) When I visited some of my friends that I hadnt seen in while who live on Stradbroke island, The local copper pulled me over only after a few hours of landing on the island. He Said "Ive had reports of a blue skyline cruising around these parts" I jokingly said "oh ok well I havent seen one...my car is a silvia btw it has a skyline motor" then he proceeded to chat with me for like 15mins about my car, was amazed by the digital cluster etc. In the end he realised that I wasnt a tard and that some jap hating local nutbag had been on the blower as soon as I got into town. Iit also helped that my mate who was a local was with me . In the end hes like I wish I could come for a test drive boys but I have job to do and its the damn silly season so im sure I will be busy as hell. "Have fun on the main roads" ! Awesome copper. Possibly the best 1st post on SAU? Edited July 17, 2011 by Silvia GTR Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/60715-stuff-idiots-say-about-skylines/page/20/#findComment-5917775 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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