Next friday night

[Mark]

I'll be in Sydney for Xzibit

Call it what you wanna call it I'm a ****ing alcoholic

[Amaru]

I'll be in Sydney for Xzibit

Call it what you wanna call it I'm a ****ing alcoholic

[race_snooze]

i may come out next friday, depends is she is back again, why are cars always called her.

[Sinista32]

i may come out next friday, depends is she is back again, why are cars always called her.

What a bait.

1. they keep you broke

2. when you think your handeling em well they cut loose

3. You keep filling em up once a week, on premium no less!

4. They really dont mind who drives em home

5. Just when your think your getting ahead they stop ....

6. Back end sags after youv'e had her for 10 years

7. When you first get em they smell new and unused

Feel free to add

[Terminal]

I think it started with boats, before cars were around. they always had female names. like cyclones

[MIVEC]

But that's because women are like cyclones....when they first arrive they're wet and ready to blow.........but when they leave they take your house and your car

Hehe.

[Sinista32]

Gold !

[MIVEC]

Oh and I can't be held liable for any injuries sustained as a result of using the above joke.

[performance-wise]

mine's a boy. I call him Brutus.

[SkyGTRline]

What a bait.

 

1. they keep you broke

2. when you think your handeling em well they cut loose

3. You keep filling em up once a week, on premium no less!

4. They really dont mind who drives em home

5. Just when your think your getting ahead they stop ....  

6. Back end sags after youv'e had her for 10 years

7. When you first get em they smell new and unused

 

 

Feel free to add

CLASSIC

[leech_]

lol nice richard

[Veilside R33]

They take ages to warm up and when they're finally ready for a good hard ride something breaks and they stop.

You have to keep buying them expensive new parts to get any sort of performance gains out of them.

i can think of a million more but the simpsons are on.

[Frink]

change the oil, get them nice and lubed, then all of a sudden....."sorry, i have a headache!!!"

[Mark]

I'm just going to leave that one...

[race_snooze]

i didnt expect this. yet its still good.

You guys shouldnt bag out women like that, they are all beautiful and would never do such things like what you have all said. Now say sorry for the chicks that read all this. We could be just the same to them.

isnt sarcaism great

[SKYLVIA]

lol just repeating what kate said a while back, would you rather be riding a male car to work? its like saying im just gonna go give bob a hard ride.... dont sound too right does it? plus women are hot (some exclusions may apply) and so are skylines

[Terminal]

So who's coming out tonight? I had a bit of a fang around last night, but were so many cops. luckily they don't think much of a 'volvo' cruising around making pssh noises.

[SKYLVIA]

lol, i should b coming out 2nite, 95% is a yes

[Mark]

get up

get on up

get up

get on up

and DANCE

-|-:D/-<

Xzibit baby

[SkyGTRline]

yea will most prob be out tonight....

LOL....

Cop: hmmm did that volvo just sneeze???

Cop2: meh... hey look at these fat chicks...

I was lost for words for the second cop...hmmm back to sleep now