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could not resist ....

Peg: " I cannot steal from my children...they lock their rooms."

Al: "Why would I care what you're wearing? I'm only

watching the clock."

Peg: " Al, we're talking about sex. So leave it to those who do it!"

Al: " That's no lady. That's my wife!"

Episode 817: Get Outta Dodge

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Girl: " What if your parents come in?"

Bud: " Relax, babe. They're in Milwaukee. It's the first stop on

Oprah's Fatapalooza tour. They're displaying the weight she

lost in giant glass jars. Many giant glass jars. They're

taking the Dodge. It's actually Dodge-enstein. Made from the

parts of other dead Dodges."

Al: " Women, can't live with them. The end."

Bud: " What happened to the tour?"

Peg: " Well, your father hit a speed bump and the Dodge couldn't make

it to the top. It was awful, Bud. We rolled backwards

uncontrollably sometimes reaching speeds upwards of 2 mph.

Fortunately, we were jolted to a stop by an anthill, which

survived the impact."

Al: " Peg, I'm starting to sense you're not too found of the Dodge."

Jefferson: " You finally getting rid of the Dodge?"

Al: " Yea, it's like getting rid of one of your children, but

none of the joy."

Guy: " We're a couple of winos. We don't want to drink and drive so

we want to buy your Dodge."

Al: "...I'll drive back Al Bundy, Viper Man."

Marice: " But the bottom line is you'll still be Al Bundy. Tragic,

isn't it?"

Al: " Sorry, Marcie. I didn't see you there. Pull up an egg and

I'll be with you in a minute."

Mista Man

Age: 23

Real Name: RiaZ

Joined: Nov 2002

Location: Perth

Car: Not a 300zx

for everyone

why cant all the skinny chicks be this willing to do this

do what you ask

the link is gone

that i will get in trouble for

I'll tell you....

They don't eat cow.....

Yeahhhhhh now tahts what I am talkin abuuuuuuut

aaahh those in the know *taps nose*

i worked with a girl who looked like that blonde, man she was flexi, night shift was always amusing when she would draw letters in the air with her 2 legs. very friendly 2. and a very cheap drunk

does RiaZ attend work socials......NOOOOOOOOO

dang man i am still regretting that one night. DOH

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