Jump to content
SAU Community

Recommended Posts

Hey ppls

Well, some of you lucky people may have recieved parts from me, mainly radiator guides.

Anywhoo. I need a Japlish motto for my parts to engrave, or just provide stickers for fun.

ARC's motto is as follows

The ARC product is wonders asseembiled project. The present comfortable and unknown car life with ARC power.

The name of my parts will be called:

Bass Junky's Bits

Bass Junky give total satisfaction power with excellent design. Happy person to buy with confidence.

That one is lame, but something like that.

So what do you say?

BASS OUT

Link to comment
https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/91814-i-need-a-japlish-motto-for-my-parts/
Share on other sites

could always go with the classic Skyline motto of "In spartan air we made". Short, succint, and totally irrelevant... exactly what a japlish motto should be.

If you want to know how to make japlish/engrish, you go to:

http://babelfish.altavista.com/

You type in a phrase that makes perfect sense to you, and translate it from english to japanese...

then you copy and paste the result into the translate field again and translate from japanese to english...

Hey presto! instant japlish!

Here's one along similar lines to your original one that i prepared just then for you:

Original Phrase: "This Product is made to the highest standards and you should buy with confidence"

Translated to Japanese: "このプロダクトは高水準になされ、自信をもって買うべきである"

Translated back to English: "You can do this product to high level, you should buy with self-confidence"

Very low level stuff, but have a play around with it, you get some 'interesting' phrases out of good old babelfish :angry:

It reaches always and completes powerful outcomes and accurate .

just put sentences in to a translator, translate to japanese, then translate back..

oops

edit---

what AzzurrA said lol

Edited by sl!m

excuse me shan? I believe it's "we produced with spartan air"... Had to pull you up on the technicallity :angry:.. but what the hell does that actually mean? probably nothing..

In regards to your motto, just mix and match a few things from yahoo auctions.. bass junky's quality produce medieval times....

I occasionally see 'medieval times'...wtf??

Bit of Junkys bass. Give extreme power and the latent characteristic of air current to your car

Comes from

Bass Junkys Bits. Giving extreme power and air flow potential to your car

Bass Junkys bit perform outstanding power increases on your Skylines. The chicks will want to root you because of them.

The bit of Junkys bass increases the remarkable power of your skyline. The chick thinks that we would like to become fixed because of those.

Bass Junkys bit are fully sick and kick arse. These parts rock baby, yeah!

The bit of Junkys bass sufficiently is the anus of the sickness and the kicking. These parts it can obtain the baby, shakes!

and last for tonight

Bass Junkys radiator air guides help the air to flow through your radiator to increase the cooling potential of your car.

Gives:

The air guide of the radiator of Junkys of bass in order your radiator to percolate, helps the air in order to raise the cooling system.

Forget a logo and engraving. Remember thos ecool hologram cards you got in packets of chips as a kid...you knwo the ones that when you chanegd the angle at which you looked at them the picture would move.

Well just get one of those with your car stooopidly sideways on the DECA skidpan...god knows there is enough footage of you tearing it up:)

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now


  • Similar Content

  • Latest Posts

    • Thanks for posting, your engine bay looks tops. I'm fairly sure you posted the wrong video though, I think you were supposed to upload the one from your "private test road" where it's banging off the limiter with the gate open?
    • This is something to be careful of. I did a bit of digging on the NM35, as I spend a lot of time on near brand new cars and CANBus related stuff, which uses the same "OBD2" plug for a fair chunk of making my life easy. The NM35, does NOT support OBD2. The data pin is actually on Pin3, which is a manufacturer specific pin, and requires Consult3 to connect to the NM35. Your low voltage, is either because the NM35 doesn't have 12V to the constant power pin on the J1962 (OBD2) connector, OR, it is attempting the standard comms, (CanBus, K Line, etc) and can't see any voltage on those pins. Some people have had success accessing SOME data from the vehicle on OBD2 specification, using a module that supports KPW. My assumption, like Duncan has stated, it will likely actually be JOBD, where there is some cross over with the OBD2 and JOBD standards. Note, lots of "OBD2" dongles, do NOT support KPW, which is what you need for a lot of Japanese vehicles of this era (And even up until recent years!), EG, Subaru, Suzuki, etc.    The end of this thread is probably worth a read, as some people did find a way to get a display up in the NM35 recently, looks like someone implemented all the stuff needed to make it work. (The right protocols).  
    • Depending on the purpose of the car, and how much more fabbing you want to do, and what clearances you have, you could look to raise the motor, which will raise the front diff up. Likely would mean altering the chassis rails etc etc, hence the more fab work you'd need to do. However, this can create issues, not just in clearance with everything fitting under the bonnet, but you've also raised a LOT of weight up in the car, and this will DEFINITELY alter handling characteristics (But, so will how much weight you've already added to the front end). You'll also have to deal with the fact the gearbox to rear diff is now out of alignment too for the tail shaft, and alter the angle of the diff, or deal with a bit of potential vibration. Raising the motor an inch up, is effectively the same as making the whole car sit higher by not lowering it as far. So one inch higher motor, theoretically means you can drop the car an extra inch lower, and maintain the same angles in the CVs. Again, depends on the purpose of the car. If it's a just cruiser on the street car, maybe won't be an issue. If it's meant to be a time attack car, I can see you not wanting to raise the motor. This is just for you to ponder as an idea.
    • Have you not seen geospy.ai? It can now give GPS co ords to within a metre from a photo, even if it's a random photo you take inside. Supposedly at the moment only the government/law enforcement has access to that... Supposedly...
    • I've got the rear ones, they're certainly beefy. I need to take them to my driveshaft guru to check over, he's very fussy about the quality of components so I'll let you know if they are made of cheese by a blind man.   Are you in Australia? A mate just had a set of EN26 shafts made for his K20 Lotus by our fabricator which were quite cheap (compared to Driveshaft Shop) so if you can procure the CV's and draw what you need he'd make them for ~$800 for the pair.
×
×
  • Create New...