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There's this thread on an American forum where a couple of Aussies are posting horror stories about how dangerous Australia is with it's Funnel Webs, Redback, Fierce Snakes, Box Jellyfish, Blue ringed Octopus, etc etc, and the Americans are falling over themselves going:

Originally posted by ou_guy

i would scream like a little girl

and

Originally posted by Kontact

wheres the ***** line? i want to get in front. **** that shit.

One Aussie mentions "drop bears", and all the other Aussies agree... "They're the nastiest of them ALL!!!"

........ and this is a quote from two of the Americans :)

Originally posted by r00tman

Pics of drop bears???

Originally posted by egxflash

First time i ever heard of those was in this thread...so im reading up on that.

apparenlty its a scary ass mother****er who looks like a giant koala with huge claws and teeth. It chills in trees until someone walks under it. It then drops from the tree on the poor guy to try and break its neck. If it misses, it'll just take a swat at you with its huge claws.

There arent any pictures cuz the websites said its pretty rare and people who have encountered it typically dont survive to tell other people about the thing :ugh2:

Australia's one scary ass place to be

I have never laughed so hard in my life!!!!!!!! :(;)

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Originally posted by darK

when he says...

what does that mean??

Oops!! Sorry, that other forum doesn't have any censorship at all :uh-huh:

Someone called him a p u s s y, so he replies:

where's the p u s s y line? i want to get in front. fcuk that shit

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah was in a chat thingo a while ago, told them i live out in the bust and only way to a from school was to either catch a kangaroo of a dingo to school...

stooopid yanks beleive ANYTHING U TELL THEM, they are so up themselves they dont know what the **** is going on outside of the U.S.A

i also said my little brother got eaten by a dingo and i got apologies galore....

americans are soooooooo STOOPID...

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