Haemmorhoids ya say, Hmmmm. (strokes beard) Last time i had them i went to the doc and he gave me these suppository thingos And said "you know what to do with them, If theres no improvement come back and see me in 2 weeks. 2 weeks goes by and in I strolls, Well old man" says the doc "how did it go"
Farkin lousy i told him, For all the good those suppostorys did i may as well have shoved them up me arse.