SMR33 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 LOL classic Anna Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203616 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus9 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hahah nice one Anna Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203622 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Australian Etiquette IN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the will, it's rude to take your ute and trailer to the funeral. DINING OUT 1. When decanting wine from the box, tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to bruise the wine. 2. If drinking directly from the bottle, hold it with only one hand. ENTERTAINING IN YOUR HOME 1. A centrepiece for the table should never be anything prepared by a taxidermist. 2. Don't allow the dog to eat at the table, no matter how good his manners. PERSONAL HYGIENE 1. While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in private, using one's OWN ute keys. 2. Even if you live alone, deodorant isn't a waste of money. 3. Extensive use of deodorant can only delay bathing by a few days. 4. Dirt and grease under the fingernails is a no-no, it alters the taste of finger foods and if you are a woman it can draw attention away from your jewellery. DATING 1. Always offer to bait your date's hook - especially on the first date. 2. Be assertive. Let her know you're interested: "I've been wanting to go out with you ever since I read that stuff on the dunny door two years ago." 3. Establish with her parents what time she's expected back. Some will say 11:00 PM, others might say "Monday." If the latter is the answer, it's the man's responsibility to get her to school on time. CINEMA ETIQUETTE 1. Crying babies should be taken to the lobby and picked up after the movie ends. 2. Refrain from yelling abuse at characters on the screen. Tests have proven they can't hear you. WEDDINGS 1. Livestock is a poor choice for a wedding gift. 2. Kissing the bride for more than five seconds may cause a drop in your popularity. (Excessive use of the tongue is also considered out of place) 3. For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A tracksuit with a cummerbund and a clean football jumper can create a tacky appearance. 4. Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for the occasion. DRIVING ETIQUETTE 1. Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if your gun's loaded and the roo's in your rifle sight. 2. When entering a roundabout, the vehicle with the largest roo bar doesn't always have the right of way. 3. Never tow another car using panty hose and duct tape. 4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203630 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hey chris, finally a familiar face in here...whats new? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hey jay...long time no see...been to cactus jacks lately? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impact_blue Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 FREE lunch time. Bye bye Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203659 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus9 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 4. When sending your wife down the road with a petrol can, it's impolite to ask her to bring back beer too. well I certainly don't agree with that one Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203688 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col-GTSX Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Here you go anna a cut and paste from ms word... List of things to do:Haircut Get handbrake boot sewed up Get silcon spray in all rear joints Change rear tyres Washing/Ironing Pick up bond money from tenent Eat lunch Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203705 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nexus9 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hey chris, finally a familiar face in here...whats new? Hey Matt, long time no see .... not much, same ol same ol finished Uni yet? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203722 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZOR Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 WOOO WWOOOOOO puting maps onto the office walls, exciting stuff Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203769 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaffa Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 good day all!! waking up at midday feels so good... Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203787 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMR33 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 stop rubbing it in :D Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaffa Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 I stopped rubbing a long time ago silly oh Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203814 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nismo_Boy Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 good day all!! waking up at midday feels so good... Centrelink pwnes you? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203820 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 chris: not yet, took a year off, did a real estate course and am contemplating that..no license until Sep so im going to work in real estate then..but..I will probably go back to uni next year and finish it off. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203825 Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 mattt-i who the f**k thawed you out? Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203835 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keegs Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 hahaha i know, i havent been on here in like a 11ty billion years!! Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203852 Share on other sites More sharing options...
predator Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 indeedy.. even I haven't been on here much. Can't be assed much in the QLD section anymore. Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203864 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaffa Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 (edited) Centrelink pwnes you? you know it work 1-2 days a week go to uni when i feel like it! Its the life for me! Edited May 26, 2006 by zaffa Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203869 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nismo_Boy Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 indeedy.. even I haven't been on here much. Can't be assed much in the QLD section anymore. All these knob newbs annoy me. They need to learn their place amongst the elite older forum bums Link to comment https://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/119375-whoretown-now-interest-free/page/10/#findComment-2203872 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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