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That is an angry looking ferrit. It looks like my wearhouse manager! HAAH!

BTW, Im going to be a defencive driving instructor! WOOH! IE interview went well. Not full time tho, so I still have to find a new full time job.

You ate too many green M&Ms didn't you

NEVA!!!

That is an angry looking ferrit. It looks like my wearhouse manager! HAAH!

BTW, Im going to be a defencive driving instructor! WOOH! IE interview went well. Not full time tho, so I still have to find a new full time job.

That is good that the interview went well... but not god that is is not full time :cheers:

That is an angry looking ferrit. It looks like my wearhouse manager! HAAH!

BTW, Im going to be a defencive driving instructor! WOOH! IE interview went well. Not full time tho, so I still have to find a new full time job.

so free defensive driving courses for all SAU members ... excellent

Graphic artists annoy me. They can’t get one single thing right, the world is aginest developments.

Ig I have to explain one more time how I want my art work done I’m going to go eat razor blades.

maybe they can't understand you because of your atrocious spelling skills?

Website names that should have had more thought put into them

1) Who Represents? - a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com

2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange Advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net

4) Need a therapist? http://www.therapistfinder.com

5) Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: http://www.molestationnursery.com

6) Gas central heating anyone? http://www.gasheating.co.uk

7) New to Milan and you need electric light? Why not sign up on-line with PowerGen? http://www.powergenitalia.com

The missus and I were continually having fights over money. She told me we had to cut back on expenses - I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a dozen on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "f *k off, that's what the beer was for!"

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