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The ****ing stupid ***** with bleach blond hair driving white Mitsubishi Mirage plate number YCQ 44T who lives in Page and has a smiley face in the top corner of her windscreen. This ****ing **** proceeded to weave from 30cm over the left line of her lane over to the RHS line of her lane and back again, and nearly rear end me SEVERAL times, trying to speed the whole time, all the way down Coulter Drive and then Parkes Way. I got in a different lane to get the **** away from her, and saw that she was merrily SMSing away AND smoking at once. You STINKING **** ****ing ****.

Learn the **** to DRIVE. I nearly hope you have an accident with an inanimate object so that the message gets through your skull, but I don't think it would work.

His name is Dillon, he's a bloody idiot.

we used to have a dillion working here... he couldnt even manage the simplest task without screwing it up, he was just so... vacant.. definatly something missing upstairs..

i wonder if its the same person.. definatle sounds like it

immigration belco.. dillon would have been here back in 2005 for a couple weeks

Did he have an accent?

Now I gotta call them again cos he didn't change the quarterly bills into my name like I asked and went through all the procedures. Clown

This was a while ago now but probably the 'best' close encounter thats happened to me on the roads so far.

On Drakeford Dr heading towards Tuggers I was in the left lane coming up to a set of Red traffic lights. I knew it was about to turn green so I was still doing about 80. In the lane to my right a lady in a old laser was stopped at the lights and as soon as it turned green, she took off changed lanes... guess which lane she changed into >.<

No indication, she just yanked on the wheel and pulled over right in front of me.

Lucky there was an empty slip lane (or bus lane - I can't remember now) for me to swerve into (only just missed her) or I'd have knocked her eyes out of thier sockets and probably her pea-sized brain as well.

The look on her face and her whaling around in her car as she freaked out when she realized what was going on as I flew passed her was pretty funny though (in a "what a f'ing retard" kind of way).

But the thing that REALLY topped it off for me was when I passed her I was bashing on my horn... and it didn't make a sound. @!#$*()^

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P platers in VS Commodores who insist on "drag racing" me on the overpass with nowhere to go and a 50km/h roundabout to slow for. "drag racing" translation: overtaking me while I sit on the speed limit trying to ignore their stupid antics and not wanting to **** my license. Unfortunately I'm up to date in First Aid so if one of these tools collects a power pole I'll be the one administering it to them.

lol

Bloody everyone works at Immi.... hoping to get out of Allara building asap, it's slowly killing us!! all you can hear in the hallways is *cough hack sneeze*

Move to Orange Building :D:banana:

my pet peeve, the b**ch that bought my item on oztion and then said she didn't agree to buy it, didn't agree to buy it? She won the damn auction....

the stupid fcking cockhead in the P-plated BA doing 60kms on Isabella Drive today... GTFO!!!! :P

angus and robertson....angus and coote...angus cows...angus young

sif steal my name :)

sif have a stupid name like angus

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