In This Thread Usherly/342four/cinemaboy Will Review Movies

[ix9]

you heard right folks, our resident cinema boy (think the simpsons here) USHERLY has promised to review movies for us.

he will first give us a synopsis of the plot and then provide his thoughts

finally a rating will be given in one of the two ways - clearasil bottles (1 to 5) or t-wings (1 to 5)

example

"Today i watched fast and the furious for free at my work, cos i work at the cinema. It was a great movie with lots of cool effectz innit. I rate it 4 out of 5 clearasil bottles. thanks for reading"

ok usherly

GO

[AlphA]

Go Team..

This is what makes me a proud SAUWA member..

[342Four]

again - sometimes i wonder why i joined this forum

FnF Tokyo Drift:

I like it, some people dont

has more of a complete plot line than the first two - but still leaves some things unanswered - like why the f**k vin diesel made a cameo appearance!!!! - unless they plan to make 4ast 4 4urious "VL turba flyby" starring vin diesel smashing all those dumb@ss VL turba flyby guys

anyway...some transition from cgi to reallife is a bit rough, but overall camera work is good and pretty smooth, special in 'Hans last ride' through the square with all the people (that is actually all one shot, taken from a shifter kart)

My rating: (out of 5 - ohh, there SAUWA Ninjas too)

Edited November 14, 2006 by usherly

[dan_the_man]

awesome review mate. just the new and exciting kinda comments we need around here.

cant wait to hear your next review

right on!

[Topaz]

Review Dirty Dancing

[AlphA]

review Space Cowboys (2000)

Possibly the slowest movie I have ever seen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0186566/

[dan_the_man]

Review Dirty Dancing

2 unreal!

[Pulp]

Nah Nah Fear n loathing in Las Vegas!

[dan_the_man]

yeah yeah do that one... but write it when ur on a red cordial come down

[AlphA]

ahhaah Fear and Loathing is awesome..

[ix9]

yeah yeah do that one... but write it when ur on a red cordial come down

dont mess with the cottee's kid man

[Munkyb0y]

review this !!! >*picture of my crotch*<

[ix9]

crotch does not deliver

[simor32]

review some porno man

[StuiE]

Don't need a reveiw, but The Departed is a f**king cool movie.

Edited November 14, 2006 by StuiE

[KeeFy]

where's the cinema boy?

[dan_the_man]

he's writing reviews

hey ush gush bogosh .... could u give us session times as well??

[342Four]

go get the sess time urself

ur the one whose always on the net

[IMPORTD]

lol usherly

Dan you got told

[KeeFy]

I think i need to see someone's manager. He's been a bad baddd boy..