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lol @ stevan segal ... i remember the days where you would download a super nintendo emulator (snes9x or zsnes) and play snes games for free on your pc, me and my friend came across a steven segal game for super nintendo ... it was incredibly craptastic

so crap

u had to play it at random times for absolutely no reason :laugh:

Nooo Hus, nooo!

Over on the shelf...

Exit Wounds

The Foriegner (worst film ever)

Marked for Death

Out for Justive

Above the Law

Under Seige

Hehe

james ...

please tell me you didnt pay money for any steven segal movie ...

seagal cracks me up - mainly cos every time one of his movies is on, i think about those animations on the web.....

he wanted to be on the last samurai - i dont think he would have done a better job than tom cruise.....plus seagal thought cruise's character was the last samurai, but infact the character played by ken watanabe was the last samurai - hence seagal is a dumb ass too..... :(

Bad Boys....

Gotta love the line:

"Freeze mother b!t(h, i kill before i kill again - i'm from the middle east"

haha yeah - the guy goes "i blow u!" and lawrence goes "blow me? no, u can hug me, but no more" - or something like that.....

and also when lawrence goes to pick up tea leoni

leoni: "who is it"

lawrence: "its mike lowry"

leoni: "how do I know its u"

lawrence: "cos........im mike lowry!"

bad boys 2 - great movie hahah.....

The end of the gun battle with the haitians:

lawrence: "apologise to the man, apologise, apolog...."

lawrence: (to the haitian) "its just u know...u were trying to...woosah woosah....WOOSAH MOTHER f**kER!!" (kicks him)

when martin lawrence took ecstacy by mistake - that was the funniest shit....

"hellow...capteon....."

(at the fish in the bowl)"big muthaf**king eyes, but a nice muthaf**king fish"

"mike! I got an erection! call the wife, tell her Im on THE way"

and when he opens the door to greet his daughter's date:

(slams the door aside) "who the f**k are you?!?!?!?!?"

'I heard the nigga say you was reggie, you come to take megan out...how old is you?'

'15 sir'

'shit nigga you least 30'

'you ever made love to a man?'

'no'

'you wan't to?'

'no sir'

One of the best scenes in the movie :(

hahaha yeah...thats the one!

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