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yeah heinz harald was kick ass. such a cool name too. same goes for joss the boss. got to have a good nick name I reckon.

LOL, the night i was smashed and fell 3 storeys i signed into the Rowing Club as Heinz Harald Frentzen :D Kind of says a few things about the state i was in when i got there, so cant blame the grog they were serving me :P

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Betrand Gachot....... who? thats right, who the f**k was he.....

He was, irrefutably, the man. Well before he got chucked in jail for assault anyway.

Sato: Learned all ne knows from Andrea De Cesaris.

Michael Andretti: Just because he has a famous name doesn't mean...

Perry McCarthy: The Stig never quite made it in F1. :blink:

Nigel Mansell - If the eybrows havent got you, the personality will!

Allain Prost - The proffesor - nice nose by the way.

Flavio Briatore - The most beautiful man in the cosmos!

Fernando Alonso - Anything you can do, i can do better.

Lewis Hamilton - I can do anything better than you!!!

you are like some kind of cyborg now troy. brisby Mk. 2. better than the original in almost every way. we should call you robocop. shame they couldn't do anything for ya mug while you were on the table though....

I mean, being as good looking as you are must cause all kinds of problems with being mobbed by hot chicks and what not. ;):D

Nigel Mansell - If the eybrows havent got you, the personality will!

What about the mo! He should never have shaved it off...

Jacques Villeneuve - Just cos daddy could drive, doesn't mean you can

Gilles Villeneuve - would be so disappointed....greatest driver to never win the title

Any excuse to get sponge baths from nurses for a few weeks :D

13hrs on the op table, a few fused vertebrae, some bone grafts and titanium and sent back out to reak havoc Rd 2

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I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career :bunny:

Best feasable chick/injury story ever!!! :D:D

Nope, good as a bought one :) I farked my wrist and have pins in it as well. It gives me lots of trouble. I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career :D

lol, how does that work out for you?

Not as good as the one where i was a Seahawk pilot and i binned a 20 million dollar chopper trying to land on a frigate in bad weather. Thankfully i was the only one hurt with the crew all being ok!

But the best is i was skiing in France with my fiancee where we were caught in an avalanche. She died, i spend 2 months in a French hospital. LOL, i have so many!

Nope, good as a bought one :) I farked my wrist and have pins in it as well. It gives me lots of trouble. I tell all the girls i crashed at Croft in an F3 car when i was racing for Carlin Motorsports in British series. Ruined my career :blink:

lol, that stroy wont work on chicks. they will say one of three things: "what the hell is F3?" or "where the hell is croft" or "who the hell is Carling Motorsport" or possibly a combination of the three. it will however work on car weeners like our goodselves and I'm sure will earn you many a free beer. embelish the story a little though. say it was mark webber who punted you off as it was the last race of the year and you were ahead on points. tell them he got the minardi drive because your injury took you out of the running. it's the little touches....

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